My name is Tyrone "KFC" Watermelon, and I am the strongest motherfucker in the world, bitch. No really, I am far stronger than any of you pathetic weaklings. One time I got into a fight with Chuck fucking Norris, and I shove my fist up his tight little arse and ripped out his spine. I once got bit by a Funnel Web Spider, and after 15 minutes of intense pain, the little bugger died. I eat Great White Sharks for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and desert. I am way above your league and won countless awards for the strongest gentleman in Australia. Don't believe me? Then why don't you little girls come to Queensland, Australia, locate me on the Gold Coast, and pick a fight with me? No doubt that when you see me, you will get crippled from the neck down immediately. I will absolutely destroy you, and afterward, I will steal your girlfriend and marry her on the spot. No joke. Leaked pic of me [lh3.googleusercontent.com]

In-game: Playing a game- Slow to No Replies ( Cause im a professional csgo player)
Online: Always free to talk (Accept to little fuck heads who mic spam)
Away: Telling everyone I use Linux
Busy: Probaly Fucking Jacking My Huge Dick To Anime
Snooze: (I sleep till 3pm cause I dropped out of school)
Offline: Probaly haven't paid the fucking internet bill


‍ Youtube
‍ Reddit
‍ http://last.fm/user/rubenflorissen
‍ Speedtest [www.speedtest.net]
‍ Not going to pay 10$ to extend my domain lul [http//%2A]


Processor: I7 4770K
RAM: 16GB 2133Mhz DDR3
Storage: 1TB Crucial SSD + 3TB Seagate + 5TB Seagate External - 10TB NAS
Operating System: Windows 10 LTSB - Manjaro Budgie for laptop
Graphics Card: GTX 1080 Gigabyte @ 2100 MHZ
Internet Speed: 500 MBPS ↓ / 500 MBPS ↑
Consoles: PS2,PSP,NES,DS Lite
Phone: OnePlus 5T 128GB 8GB RAM (new 22-2)
Tablet: Nexus 7 2013 32GB Paranoid Android
Keyboard: CM Storm Rapid-I Brown
Mouse: Logitech G502 (NEW 23-10)
Mousepad: Steelseries QCK Heavy
Headphones: Audio-Technica ATH-M40X (NEW 31-12-2016)
Microphone: Blue Snowball ICE