Ben
Unofficial Gabe Newell   Massachusetts, United States
 
 
DO NOT ADD ME WITHOUT COMMENTING BELOW OR ELSE YOU RISK BEING BLOCKED!
Read below for more information.
Currently Online
Items Up For Trade
468
Items Owned
8,055
Trades Made
927
Market Transactions
If you need me to middleman, leave a comment and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
I reserve the right to decline middlemanning services to anyone.
I will not middleman if either party is marked as a scammer on SteamRep.


Unless you are adding me to donate items to my group or request middlemanning, please do not ask me to trade. If you do, I will remove you.
Stuff about Ben:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT BE THIS PERSON!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT BE THIS PERSON!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT BE THIS PERSON!
5:53 PM - The Grinch: what
5:53 PM - pokeball2558: hi
5:54 PM - pokeball2558: i just like to friend people
5:54 PM - pokeball2558: and can i have things for tf2
5:54 PM - The Grinch: blocked
5:54 PM - pokeball2558: plz
5:54 PM - The Grinch: have a good day
5:54 PM - pokeball2558: ok
I WILL BLOCK YOU INSTANTLY IF YOU DO THIS!

If you are adding me, LEAVE A COMMENT AS TO WHY YOU ARE ADDING ME.
JUST SAYING "HI" WILL NOT SUFFICE!

BLIND ADDS WILL BE IGNORED unless you are level 50+ on Steam.

Steam Statuses
Online: Usually available.
Away: I'm probably sleeping or on mobile. Don't expect a quick response. If you try messaging me past 12am EST don't expect a response until 10am the next morning.
Busy: I'm probably doing work on my servers, so don't annoy me or you'll get a bitchfest.
Offline: Chances are I'm either dead or rebooting my computer.
I don't ever use any of the other statuses. If I am I've probably been hacked.

DO NOT:
:FLAMENSTEIN:Invite me to your group
:FLAMENSTEIN:Beg for items
:FLAMENSTEIN:Ask me to trade
:FLAMENSTEIN:Ask for a staff rank on my group(s)

I am the owner of Rafflesmash. If you have a question regarding something involving the group, leave a comment as to what it is and I will be happy to accept.

Don't fall for imposters/scammers/hackers!
:csgox:I am level 33 on steam.
:csgox:No part of my profile will ever be private.
:csgox:My profile link is /id/rockonben
If ANY of this is does not match, then this is an imposter!

Weird ass chat logs
11:07 PM - Watching old shows don't msg: i'll admit that I'm very very minimally a weeaboo
11:07 PM - Heinrich Wiesel: I watched all of Hetalia: Axis Powers in one night
11:07 PM - Heinrich Wiesel: and that started my history addiction
11:07 PM - Watching old shows don't msg: oh god.
11:07 PM - Watching old shows don't msg: lol.
11:07 PM - Heinrich Wiesel: If not for anime, I wouldn't be a Nazi
11:07 PM - Watching old shows don't msg: LOL
11:07 PM - Heinrich Wiesel: Now I hate anime
11:07 PM - Watching old shows don't msg: HOW THE FUCK
11:07 PM - Heinrich Wiesel: which makes me a hypocrit
11:07 PM - Watching old shows don't msg: I DONT EVEN
11:08 PM - Heinrich Wiesel: My life is interesting to say the least.
11:08 PM - Watching old shows don't msg: this is profile worthy
11:08 PM - Heinrich Wiesel: Indeed it is.
11:08 PM - Heinrich Wiesel: also, I should point out right now
11:08 PM - Heinrich Wiesel: I'm still drugged as fuck (he apparently had surgery earlier that day)
11:08 PM - Watching old shows don't msg: want some mountain dew to go along with it
11:08 PM - Heinrich Wiesel: HELL YEAHHHEAHEAHEAHEHAEHA

(Brawler was playing Minecraft and found diamonds.)
Don't Question My Taste in Games: NO
Don't Question My Taste in Games: NO NO NO
Don't Question My Taste in Games: IT WAS ONLY ONE DIAMOND
Don't Question My Taste in Games: FUCK THIS GAME
Don't Question My Taste in Games: I QUIT
Don't Question My Taste in Games: IM GOING BACK TO NAKED DAD SIMULATOR

Sir Pigles: Look at this pizza I just ordered
Sir Pigles: http://imgur.com/wUnfnu9
Ben #HappyHolidays: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

7:51 PM - MR, CHEESE G.E.W.P NEW YEAR M8S: U lurk in the night
7:51 PM - MR, CHEESE G.E.W.P NEW YEAR M8S: Who is Ben in disguise
7:52 PM - MR, CHEESE G.E.W.P NEW YEAR M8S: He's batman
7:53 PM - Ben: bruh

9:15 PM - Temlon: hah
9:15 PM - Temlon: i have a spaceship called "Ben's Buttplug"
9:15 PM - what is life: go fuck yourself
9:15 PM - what is life: also send me a screenshot
9:16 PM - Temlon: https://gyazo.com/f18003904b0342729e6cf6db92f677d8

9:02 PM - Boat: It's only 3$ I think I need it
9:02 PM - Boat: http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/469820/?snr=1_4_4__617
9:03 PM - Ben: W
9:03 PM - Ben: H
9:03 PM - Ben: A
9:03 PM - Ben: T
9:03 PM - Ben: T
9:03 PM - Ben: H
9:03 PM - Ben: E
9:03 PM - Ben: F
9:03 PM - Ben: U
9:03 PM - Ben: C
9:03 PM - Ben: K
9:04 PM - Ben: you're fired for online molestation of players

12:17 PM - Wiss1l: ben
12:17 PM - Wiss1l: i had a dream
12:17 PM - Wiss1l: where
12:17 PM - сука блять: you were gay?
12:17 PM - сука блять: i know
12:17 PM - Wiss1l: me and you started a youtube channel
12:17 PM - сука блять: dear god
12:17 PM - Wiss1l: called Fag and Gabe
12:17 PM - Wiss1l: and
12:17 PM - Wiss1l: we no joke
12:17 PM - Wiss1l: played roblox
12:17 PM - сука блять: unfriending

1:16 PM - flan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:16 PM - eREKTion: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:16 PM - flan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
1:16 PM - eREKTion: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
1:17 PM - flan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!
1:17 PM - eREKTion: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:17 PM - eREKTion: ?
1:17 PM - flan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).,( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!
1:17 PM - eREKTion: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!

1:37 PM - Ben: it's 13:37
1:37 PM - Ben: make a wish to gaben
1:38 PM - Ben: too late it's 13:38
1:38 PM - Ben: xd
1:38 PM - Weas3l: i wish for a pnk cactus vibrator in my mailbox within the next sixty nine secods
1:38 PM - Weas3l: oh shit
1:38 PM - Weas3l: fuck

9:22 AM - -W3E- Nate Tried beta 2.4: give me cake i need to feed my chliden
9:22 AM - Ben (back until 9/13): no
9:22 AM - Ben (back until 9/13): no cake for you
9:22 AM - -W3E- Nate Tried beta 2.4: k xd

4:20 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): Moved in
4:20 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: yeet
4:21 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): Gimme a phone number
4:21 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): I wanna send you some pics of my setup
4:21 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): Lmao
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: the gov tracks my phone
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: also I have to go rn
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: so ttyl
4:22 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): lmfao
4:22 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): that is so suspicious
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: xD
4:22 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): "govt is after me"
4:22 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): "i have to go"
4:22 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): "no connection"
4:22 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): lmao
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: looooool
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: THEY"RE ONTO ME
4:22 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): quick
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: QUICK
4:22 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): jump the border
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: HERES THE AREA 51 SECRETS
4:22 PM - Ben (back until 9/13): LMAO
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: THE ALIENS
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel: ARE
4:22 PM - Heinrich von Wiesel is now Offline.

12:11 PM - ChrisㅜHعᏔᎥيᎧ (In TX): I be over here
12:11 PM - Ben: xd
12:11 PM - ChrisㅜHعᏔᎥيᎧ (In TX): Makin MONEY
12:11 PM - Ben: if you have money
12:11 PM - Ben: call up a hit on gabe please
12:11 PM - ChrisㅜHعᏔᎥيᎧ (In TX): I can’t
12:12 PM - ChrisㅜHعᏔᎥيᎧ (In TX): He’s Canadian
12:12 PM - ChrisㅜHعᏔᎥيᎧ (In TX): My Canadian assassins are too nice to kill anyone

8:42 PM - Remote end did not answer call - hanging up.
8:42 PM - Weas3l: not now
8:43 PM - Weas3l: fapping
8:43 PM - Ben: ecks
8:43 PM - Remote end did not answer call - hanging up.
8:43 PM - Ben: dee
8:43 PM - Ben: how long
8:43 PM - Ben: 5 min?
8:43 PM - Ben: xd
8:43 PM - Weas3l: maybe 1
8:43 PM - Weas3l: ill hurry for u dad

12:11 AM - Sonic_Teh_Hedgehog: http://imgur.com/a/VR6a0
12:11 AM - Sonic_Teh_Hedgehog: im sorry
12:12 AM - Ben: you are going to hell
12:12 AM - Sonic_Teh_Hedgehog: i am
12:12 AM - Ben: i hope you know that
Fly Jun 23 @ 10:15am 
+rep helped me with math
Reserved Jun 20 @ 12:18am 
Hi, I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
Flash | trade.tf Jun 17 @ 7:18pm 
add me i need to tell ya smtg
Flash | trade.tf Jun 17 @ 7:17pm 
in your group
Capree May 29 @ 6:34pm 
1:16 PM - flan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:16 PM - eREKTion: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:16 PM - flan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
1:16 PM - eREKTion: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
1:17 PM - flan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!
1:17 PM - eREKTion: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:17 PM - eREKTion: ?
1:17 PM - flan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).,( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!
1:17 PM - eREKTion: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!
Capree May 29 @ 6:34pm 
Juan Sena 11 Apr @ 4:19am
i miss ur long hair xd