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Recent reviews by Rocko

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36 people found this review helpful
35 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
i was shopping for Rad Mats for my bathroom but accidentally got this game instead?? ??? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Posted September 8, 2017.
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10 people found this review helpful
124.4 hrs on record (114.5 hrs at review time)
gets worse with every update
Posted October 26, 2016.
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470 people found this review helpful
53 people found this review funny
5.7 hrs on record
Get this on any platform besides PC. It is almost completely broken and by the time you get it working the port is flat awful and not even worth trying to play. Furthermore, anybody who endorses the awful implementation of Social Club combined with GFWL is completely incompetent.
Posted November 29, 2014. Last edited January 9.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Sick tunes and dodgeballs. Also rolling robots.

Game of the decade, no contest.
Posted March 28, 2014. Last edited April 19, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Imagine taking a dump into a hexagon but the poo just keeps coming back and slapping you in the cornhole.

10/10 game of the year.
Posted December 23, 2013. Last edited December 23, 2013.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Mod of the Year? Mod of the Decade.
Posted December 18, 2013.
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3 people found this review helpful
23.4 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
This game is an extremely challenging and addicting roguelike that blends rage-inducing roguelike gameplay with satisfying RPG-like progression.

The soundtrack is also completely boss and probably cures cancer.
Posted November 28, 2013.
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4 people found this review helpful
7.4 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
An overall improvement of the original game. This fixes all of the gripes many players had with the original, and adds onto the experience noticeably. It also includes all of the DLC for the original version in one seamless package. If you are going to buy any version of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, you'd be a fool not to buy this version.

My original review of Deus Ex: Human Revolution:
This is seriously one of the most immersive games I've ever played. Take away the incredible stealth and shooting mechanics and what do you have? You're still left with a fantastic story, an extremely interesting world of technology and controversy to fully immerse yourself in, and some pretty damn sleek visuals.
Posted November 25, 2013. Last edited November 25, 2013.
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31.1 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
Please buy this game so I have friend scores to beat, thanks.
Posted August 8, 2013. Last edited November 25, 2013.
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48.9 hrs on record (48.8 hrs at review time)
The best New-York based alien invasion you will likely ever play through. While it deviates quite a bit from Crysis 1, Crysis 2 still offers the same nanosuit-based kickassery. Don't worry about the story either, it's confusing at first but all adds together with a little thought. Most of the plot holes left by Crysis 2 are patched up in Crysis 3, and ultimately end up making the entire series a lot more interesting narratively.

The game is also simply gorgeous, as a staple of the Crysis franchise. Crysis 1 and 3 are arguably more gorgeous though.
Posted June 27, 2013. Last edited November 25, 2013.
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