Recent reviews by Congenital Heart Disease

I'm a dog, but I love Katamari.

No one told me the dogs can die!!! Why did you make it so that the dogs can die!?!?

This game is bug-free and perfect.

This game did a great job of making me feel claustrophobic and unsafe. Also, watch the film Pontypool.


Hit him again, Marie!

Game looks good and plays good.
It's also VERY much a sequel to EDF5 and if you beat that game, you kinda know what you're in for.

EDIT: I wrote that review when I was four hours into the game.I am now twelve hours into the game and OH MAN are they taking some BIG swings with this game and I am extremely into it! There may come a moment around mission 13-15 where you get a little confused, like some of this might look a little TOO familiar. Just go with it.

(jeez, I haven't even gotten the 5% completed achievement yet, how big IS this game?)

Why did we invent Virtual Reality if not for this?

F**************ck this was good.

One of your main antagonists is a man wearing a bear costume who lives in the sewer and leads a cult who have taken over a cryptid-themed skate park. He gives you skating challenges and makes you have cathartic fist fights with children.

For this reason and so many others, this deserves to be rated 'Overwhelmingly Positive'

Fully captures the experience of owning a Pomeranian.

Remember that really fun Friday the 13th game from a while back? It's the same thing but with more stuff and an arguably better soundtrack.