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"Ya know, I just want to beat off until my eyes bleed" -Wolfman

"You just gotta belive on yourself"- Peoderoy

"My mom tried to punch me so I parried her." -Ziggy

'Ham is a children"-Peoderoy

"More better"- Blakee

"Sit backer on my stairs!" -Jo

"A3 A4 A3 A2 A4 A3 A4 ♥♥♥♥!" -Mimzie

"I just got stuffed by an 11 year old"- Scooty

"You should meet by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." -Haze (Talking about dating in college)

"I'm trying to be your Girlfriend!" -Slayer12Spitfire (While mumbling)

"I'll have you know I'm the best Anti-Cheat on the market, and I've spectated numerous tL and VEA players, and have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in the art of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and barbarism and I'm the best player in this entire rotten community." -K Lou (Making fun of Aetherial Knight)

"today i realized girls bathroom aren't the same as the boys bathroom" -Deepown

"Put it in my ass Bizzle!" -Famous

"So ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sack of ♥♥♥♥ power hungry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ server" -Risner

"Let's go back to the bathroom again, me and you Rip. I'm waiting..." -Zoo

"That's because we are on top of eachother" -Zoo

"I just need a wallpaper of llama porn." -Fluffy

"Where you born in Gernamy?" -Beeps

"It's like the god of retardedness reached out and touched everyone." -Solus

"I like being abused." -Jo

'Hey Yeet, want to see a penis?" -Spitifre

"Hey guys, do you want to hear a new song? It's called Deepown. ♥♥♥♥ you, you cheating sack of ♥♥♥♥! Nobody believes you!" -Butt Juice

"It's ok if it's admin abuse" -K Lou

"I'll take 5 guys over Red Robin any day." -Captiv8

"It definitely looked like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to me." Strawbri (after she tk'd Ivilch)

"Surprise anal, and he's gone." -Yonzo

“I almost shot at you Wooly... Oh... I did shoot you.” -Lima

“The noobs need to hold A.” -Wooly

"I want an interplanetary alien to ♥♥♥♥ my ass" -Tom

"Why pick Catbus when you can pick Rip?" -Masser

“Wew guys i managed to fit in ripjawz' friend list” -el zorrito

"If you're sick of getting cyberbullied, GET OFF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INTERNET!" -Butt Juice

"Drag him down like your life depends on it... cuz it does." -Random on War Thunder

"They're not just any rebels they are Afghani rebels." -Blasha

"I can't move, there's too much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥." -Rollo

"The ♥♥♥♥♥ I would suck to see this in person." -Melody

"Pop their cherries Blueberry!" -ChocoSongi

"Holy masturbation towel." -ChocoSongi

"You just made me vaste my vish" -Zoo

"Ripjawz, kill yourself." -Link

“Is that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ enemy?” -Link

“I’m about to punch you in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ mouth.” -Link

"The smooth sound of my feet hitting the soft ground" -Siphonic

"Opinion? WRONG!" -Ivilch

"Sick around on my ♥♥♥♥." -Some random pubby

"You ever make your hand fall asleep, jerk off and pretend it's somebody else?" -Galthor

"That would be a great ending, just skip to a dog licking its balls." -Snail

"Wait, aren't pediatricians the guys who deal with food?" -Ragnarok

"Before the game I asked my team "Why is there no supressor on the Aks?" That was when I realized I've been playing this game all wrong, it's been there the whole time and I haven't been using it :(" -fdoud

“Hes just had 50 iq added to his brain roman, sometimes users will feel confusion for a few minutes or hours when this happens.” -Link

"I'm gonna go play my meat flute." -Butt Juice

"the only reason these messages make sense is bc im reading them so sandstorm makes sense" -Vapor

"Sorry, I was masturbating." -Grant

"You know what I hate about you? That I actually like you." -ImLarry

"I don't have any man bits!" -Vaporxx

"Hell yeah brother o7!" -Merzhi

"I have a hardon for big boys." -ImLarry

"Sounds spooky Haze, you wanna frisk me?" -Link

"From what I can tell, the last taste of ♥♥♥♥♥ he had was from a can." -Schwarze
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Ripjawz Mar 4 @ 11:42pm 
And you fell for the entire reason we were on that night. Baiting people into affinity lmao. Any fight beforehand was bait and I'm glad you enjoyed your time with us.
MadDog^^ Mar 2 @ 8:18pm 
all honorable and friendly when your glass cannon can carry you, and then the dung starts flying once someone doesn't play into your trap and sweaty bs. might want to get them sodium levels checked, my dude.
Ripjawz Feb 14 @ 10:10pm 
lmao get ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Laurentius Feb 12 @ 10:28pm 
Laurentius Feb 12 @ 10:28pm 
And your magician friend cheater can suck the eggs, absolute crap
Octopod Jun 12, 2021 @ 9:46am 
Horse ♥♥♥♥ cage