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I was only 16 years old.
I loved LWJGL so much, I read all the books and all the doc
I coded with LWJGL every day, thanking it for the API I've been given.
"LWJGL is love" I say. "LWJGL is life"
My friend hears me and call me a java fag
I knew he was just jealous of my garbage collector, and my awesome APIs.
I called him an ActionScript fag.
He punch me, and erase my code.
I'm crying now, my code erased.
I lay on my desk, it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something updating
It's LWJGL 3.0 !
I am so happy.
It whispers in to my ear : "This is my code"
It grabs me with its powerful API optimization, and puts me infront of my monitor.
I am ready.
I start coding for LWJGL
It starts giving me deprecated warnings
It annoys my so much, but I do it for LWJGL
I can feel my code breaking
I code against all those errors
I want to please LWJGL
It renders a mighty cube as it make my FPS go trought the roof.
My friend walks in.
LWJGL looks him straight in the eye and say "c++ rip in pieces"
LWJGL crashes my PC.
LWJGL is love. LWJGL is life.