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Rusty Shackleford   Antarctica
not for honor but for youuuuuuuuuuuuu - A bunch of abandonware DOS games - Online arcade machine emulator w/ lobbies
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Yugi Feb 13 @ 9:13am 
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Yugi Feb 13 @ 9:13am 
Added for antartic parka
Crash Bandicoot Jan 23, 2017 @ 5:06pm 
bloop bloop gloop gloop
Sgt. Pinchy Jan 23, 2017 @ 4:59pm 
This isn't Twitter
Crash Bandicoot Jan 10, 2017 @ 3:57pm 
@Clit King (Tommy) your story made me laugh so damn hard
Clit King Sep 14, 2016 @ 5:33pm 
I caught this guy fucking my girlfriend last week. I'm still pissed about it but there's nothing i can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she'd scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I'm only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I'm giving. One day i came home to her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard he broke every window in the house just from the massive shockwave it produced. This dude is a stone cold pimp.