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KITTEN, why aren't you responding to Daddy's discord messages??!!😡😡 you're gonna make Daddy REALLY ANGY... Kitten.... don't do this... you're gonna make me... TURN. ARRGG KITTEN RUNN AAARRGG. *turns into Alpha mode and destroys everything.* Kitten...😢😢

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I have the one and only 24 Karat gold Labubu. Now, this is real 24 Karat gold, made in the form of a Labubu. Now, he weighs 200 grams. It cost us £20,000 to have him made. They melted down, basically, gold bars and they put it into a shaper thing, that was the shape of a Labubu. Um, obviously this little tassel here- that is just a gold bit of material, but the ring is also 24 Karat gold. Now the reason we had one made into 24 Karat gold is because they are going so viral all over the internet, we think that his worth will definitely, definitely skyrocket. So, here he is; he is the golden one, he is the chosen one, and he is 24 Karat gold.

After a good game, I added him because he seemed like a great guy. We talked for several months and became good friends. Lots of banter and most importantly, true friendship.
I invited him to my house for an world of tanks lan party. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started biting my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. I hit him and then knocked. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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