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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:32pm

Cooking by the book

Cast a Magick successfully.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:33pm

An eye for an eye

Defeat Behold, the watcher
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 10:03pm

No more trolling

Defeat Ygg.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 10:34pm

Solid Snake

Defeat Jormungandr.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 11:46pm

There is no goat level

Defeat Jotunn.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 12:18am

Saved by the king

Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 4:19am


Defeat Khan
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 5:47am


Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2011 @ 11:41pm

More like the Aristocats

Defeat the Aristocrats.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2011 @ 8:47pm

Play it again, Vlad

Defeat Vlad.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2011 @ 8:54pm

Don't fear the reaper

Defeat Death.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2011 @ 1:42pm

Dragon "Slayer"

Defeat Fafnir.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2011 @ 1:53pm

I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy

Defeat Assatur.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:41pm

Basic Element

Use all basic elements at least once.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:39pm

Vanilla Ice

Create a spell containing only Ice.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:35pm

Let off some steam

Create a spell containing Steam.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:35pm

State Alchemist

Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:46pm

I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!

Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 10:45pm

The Enchanter

Imbue your weapon with a spell.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 10:08pm


Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:58pm


Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 9:59pm

RPG much?

Complete all side quests in the game.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 11:37pm

It's over nine thousand!!!!

Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 10:25pm

Never cross the beams

Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 7:22pm

There can be only one

Kill MacLeod.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 10:53pm

Wingardium Leviosa

Push someone off a cliff.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2011 @ 2:38pm

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"

Die from falling damage.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 4:29am

101st Airborne

Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2011 @ 7:06pm

First Blood

Kill one enemy using the M60.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 12:19am

This is Magicka!

Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 11:28pm

One in a million?

Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 3:33am

Blue… No Yelloooow!

Have a hard time settling on a color.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 11:41pm

Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong

Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2011 @ 10:55pm

Finders keepers

Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2011 @ 2:09pm

We are the champions

Survive all waves of a challenge.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2011 @ 10:48pm

I call it a Hawking Hole

Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2011 @ 1:56pm


Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 9:37pm

King's Quest

Find all the moose.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2011 @ 2:27pm

Swedish Summer Achievement

Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2013 @ 10:53pm

No Power = No Responsibility

Defeat Parker.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2013 @ 11:10pm

From whence you came...

Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 10:36pm

Let Me In

Enter the house of Elwenhús
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 10:46pm

The Crusader Breakings

Defeat the first Guardian
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 10:54pm

A Bridge too Near

Defeat the second Guardian
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 11:00pm

Amarth Faeg!

Defeat the third Guardian
Unlocked Jul 21, 2013 @ 11:22pm

Interred with the Vampire

Finish The Other Side of the Coin
Unlocked Jul 22, 2013 @ 10:30pm

Is that the wurst you can do?

Defeat the Wurstmacher.

It's raining (beast)men

Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.

The perfect storm

All players survived a thunderstorm.

OMG! They killed Yellow!

Die with yellow robes.

Better you than me

Be invisible while one other player dies.

Deep Impact

Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.

Mission improbable

Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.

Stuff of legends

Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.

Sherlock Holmes

Find all secret areas in the game.

Too fancy for fireballs?

Complete one level using only magicks.

Bad Taste

Overkill 1000 enemies.

Lead farmer

Kill 1000 enemies using firearms

Good Company

Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission

Nothing but a man, who can never fail

Win 20 versus matches in a row

Seven day cruise

Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.

Fhtagn once more!

Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.

Banisher of horrors

Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.

Breezed through

Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.

Handling the frustration

Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.

Driven mad

Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.

Ice Age

It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.

Friendship is Magicka

Find all the elven horses

Hurt me plenty

Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.

Just a breeze of blue cheese

Finish the chapter without any player dying.

Hey, mach-arena!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.

Not what they signed up for

Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.


Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Orcs

Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.

Enduring the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.

Being the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.

Don't mach such a mess

Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.

Wiped Out

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.

Khan't we all just get along?

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.

The postwizard

Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.


Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.

Street smart

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.

City tour guide

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Trolls

Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive

The others were dwarfed by you

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.

That was a fairy fight

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.

The clone wars

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.