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Personal Achievements

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.

Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.


Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.


Remembered it's wrong to steal.


Everyone reached the bottom.


Saw the good in everyone.


Saw the darkness in all our hearts.

The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.


Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.