Yandere Snake
You don't really care about it, do you?
 
 
Hi there and welcome to my profile!
"Prepare for the worst, and you might just surprise yourself with the outcome"
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17:33 - A Nickel: Lena for example, is one of the most poorly written characters is written poorly.

[11:58:45] Papa Soma: JA
[11:58:45] Papa Soma: PIER
[11:58:46] Papa Soma: DOLE
[11:58:52] Papa Soma: CZEMU KURWA DALI JEJ KARABIN MYŚLIWSKI KURWA
[11:58:55] Papa Soma: RADON-HUNTER
[11:58:56] Papa Soma: NO JAPIERDOLE
[11:58:58] Papa Soma: KURWA
[11:58:59] Papa Soma: UBISOFT
[11:58:59] Papa Soma: PLS
[11:59:10] Papa Soma: JEST WIELE INNYCH BRONI KTÓRE MOŻECIE JEJ DAĆ
[11:59:13] Papa Soma: BERYLA WZ 2004
[11:59:15] Papa Soma: ONYKSA
[11:59:20] Papa Soma: KURWA NAWET CHUJOWĄ M4KE
[11:59:26] Papa Soma: ALE KURWA KARABIN MYŚLIWSKI?
[11:59:28] Papa Soma: CYWILNY?
[11:59:30] Papa Soma: POJEBAŁO?
[12:00:19] Papa Soma: NO KURWA CICHOCIEMNI SIĘ W GROBACH PRZEWRACAJĄ A MACIEREWICZ SZYKUJE PLANY INWAZJI
[12:00:34] Papa Soma: AŻ IDE KURWA JEZUSOWI GWOŹDZIE POPRAWIĆ BO SIĘ MU POLUZOWAŁY OD TEJ HEREZJI
[12:03:37] Papa Soma: NO KURWA STARY
[12:03:38] Papa Soma: MNIE
[12:03:40] Papa Soma: JAKO POLAKA
[12:03:44] Papa Soma: GDZIE MÓJ KOCHANY KRAJ
[12:03:48] Papa Soma: JEST REPREZENTOWANY
[12:04:03] Papa Soma: PRZEZ FRANCUSKĄ FIRME KTÓRA TYLKO WIE JAK POPRAWNIE KURWA ZROBIĆ BANH MI
[12:04:10] Papa Soma: NO KURWA
[12:04:11] Papa Soma: NO
[12:04:17] Papa Soma: BOLI MNIE TO
[12:04:18] Papa Soma: BARZDO
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Something about me
1. Waifu stuff
Man...you ever got that feeling. I mean...you ever fell in love with a fictional character? Let's say from anime. Yes, anime, great example. And you just couldn't stop thinking. Damn, I sound like a madman. Anyway, it is great feeling and terrible at the same time. You want to look for a person like that in your life. With similar looks, attitude or both. And you keep looking. Maybe you'll find it someday. You can leave the list of character you liked that way. Yes, that's a good thing to do. My list is below with corresponding anime. It'll probably expand, I'm sure.

-Rias Gremory, Highschool DxD
-Mari, Neon Genesis Evangelion
-Motoko Kusanagi, Ghost in the Shell
-Yuno Gasai, Mirai Nikki
-Revy, Black Lagoon
-Yoruichi, Bleach
-Katsuragi, Neon Genesis Evangelion
-Hanako, Emi from Katawa Shoujo
-Valmet, Jormungand
-Koko Hekmatyar from Jormungand
-Chiquita from Jormungand
-Konata Izumi, Lucky Star
-Selvaria Bles, Valkyria Chronicles
-Sinon, Sword Art Online II
-Miia, Daily Life With A Monster Girl
-Rachnera, Daily Life With A Monster Girl
-Uryu Minene, Mirai Nikki
-Makise Kurisu, Steins;Gate
-Kuroneko, Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai
-Rory Mercury, GATE
-Quetzalcoatl, Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon
-Saber, Fate series
-Ela, Hibana, Valkyrie, R6 Siege
-Mio, K-ON
-Eliza, Tekken 7
-Mai Shiranui, King of FIghters
-Mercy, Overwatch
-Morrigan Aensland, Darkstalkers
-Zone-Tan, you-know-where
-Quiet, MGS V
-Ahri, League of Legends
-A2 from NieR:Automata
-Ruby Rose, RWBY
-Yang Xiao Long, RWBY
-Fire Keeper, Dark Souls 3
-Jill Stingray, VA-11 Hall-A
-Maki Harukawa, Danganronpa V3
-Chiaki Nanami, Danganronpa 2
-Peko Pekoyama, Danganronpa 2
-Kyoko Kirigiri, Danganronpa
-Yuri, Doki Doki Literature Club

2. Muh rig
CPU: Intel Core i5-6500 @ 4.5GHz (BCLK overclocking)
RAM: G.Skill Ripjaws V 3200MHz 2x8GB
GPU: MSI GeForce GTX 1060 OC
Soundcard: AIM SC808 with 2x LME49720 + 1x LM4562NA op-amps
Case: Corsair Carbide 200R
Cooling: 1xCoolerMaster HYPER 212 EVO for CPU, 2x builtin fans for rest of case.

3. TL;DR information
Name: My name is not important, people call me Snake
Age: Can play hentai games legally
Relationship status: Error, pair not found
Likes: gaming, anime, being in the centre of attention, vivid artworks, irony
Dislikes: liars
Personality type: INFP-T

4. General information
So yeah, welcome to my profile. I'll just pretend you didn't see the waifu list above. So uhm...yeah, what brings you here? Oh, you want some information? Righto, here it is:
My name is not important. I might reveal it to you someday.
Age? Old enough to play M rated games.
What about my occupation? Houston, we have a fucking problem! I just sit on my couch gaming and watching anime all day - and I enjoy it. Currently IT/e-commerce specialist.
Socialising? Nah, that's for those losers who actually have a life. But I enjoy chatting with people if I feel that I like them - and then I'm friendly. But I will show my bad side of me if I won't feel that I can like you.
I like kemonomimi stuff, so feel free to link wallpapers with that theme, never too many of those!
Also, I don't assume any gender by default. Always. Makes talking on Steam easier. I'm quite a paranoid non-believer when someone states their gender due to a few incidents online that made me behave this way. So I'll be using just the universal "you" or nickname to communicate with you.
That's pretty much everything, might add more later.

Still looking for that big sister figure in my life (Yeah, I'm a sucker for that type...)




5. Previous and current "workplaces" on Steam
I "worked" in a few places before, here's a list of my past and current "employers":
Ex- Opium Pulses (Head News Announcer)
Ex- Feed Me Pixels (Gaming Journalist)
Ex- Last Bullet [forums.lastbullet.net] (Global Moderator/Shoutbox Moderator)
Ex Project Z [pro-z.org] (Teamspeak Moderator)
Ex (again) Opium Pulses [opiumpulses.com] (News Announcer, I guess)

6. "Inspirational" quotes I like

"Sex is like Payday, better take protection or...well...pray her ovaries have a dodge build active" - Uncle KC

22:28 - ƘяαҲαяƝ~: Just meow
22:28 - ƘяαҲαяƝ~: And meow on

20:07 - ShekelWanker: No...
20:07 - ShekelWanker: NO KURWA
20:07 - ShekelWanker: NO
20:07 - ShekelWanker: KURWA
20:07 - ShekelWanker: NO

19:42 - Papa Soma: DON'T YOUR DREAMS
19:42 - Papa Soma: BE DREAMS

11:54 - Willcario: 11 AM and you're still awake?

15:47 - Willcario: That's like
15:47 - Willcario: as unfitting as
15:47 - LASTBULLET_Yandere Snake: As Lucario heister
15:47 - Willcario: KFC having KKK uniforms

01:38 - Leon S. 🌠: My panties were ripped
01:38 - Leon S. 🌠: The tip of my dick was kinda poking out them

14:45 - Silver Eye ♣™: Wait..what was that bird country again..uh..chicken..
14:45 - Silver Eye ♣™: Er...
14:45 - Silver Eye ♣™: Turkey!
14:45 - Silver Eye ♣™: Yes.

17:47 - Nickolas Cat: But there's good designs of that
17:47 - Nickolas Cat: And then just the "What is source material" ones

04:20 - Willcario: i never thought i'g get into a situation where someone is screaming at me

(sex position talk):
10:29 - Yandere Snake: What the fuck is Mexican Rocking Chair
10:30 - [POIDO] 速吸 (Ofa): its when you and her sit down wearing spanish traditional clothing then proceed to have the spanish inquisition enter the premises.

Yandere Snake: The more the merrier
A Nickel: Unless we're talking about bullet wounds.
A Nickel: Or number of lobsters on your nips.
Yandere Snake: Or rads on geiger meter

Yandere Snake: ufufu~
[POIDO] 速吸 (Ofa): ahuhuhu~
Yandere Snake: ara ara~
[POIDO] 速吸 (Ofa): wan wan~
Yandere Snake: desuuuuu~
[POIDO] 速吸 (Ofa): nanodesu~
Yandere Snake: hentai desu~
[POIDO] 速吸 (Ofa): pomf pomf~

Yandere Snake: m7
Yandere Snake: australian gene pool could use some chloride
[POIDO] 速吸 (Ofa): as per the words of panzer iv and t-34
[POIDO] 速吸 (Ofa): shut up, poland

Frank Jaeger: Well im going to be fucking apache attack unicorn laser canon plane grizly submarine anti boy feminist girl trans bi polio ebola chan of furry faggot ultra cringe jesus of biological misinfo

Leon S. 🌠: Feels weird to jerk off to your own boat

Yandere Snake: Nobody knows what happens later
Kaoru Konneko: *finger gesture for sex*
Yandere Snake: *finger gesture for cunnilingus*
Kaoru Konneko: *Finger gesture for tit sucking*
Yandere Snake: There is a finger gesture for that?
Kaoru Konneko: IDK
Kaoru Konneko: MAKE ONE

A Nickel: >TFW my sodoku puzzle fight back
A Nickel: WRESTLE ME IN THE RING, BROTHER!
A Nickel: half-nelsoned by sodoku-chan again

Himiko Yumeno: she's
Himiko Yumeno: staring deep
Himiko Yumeno: o-onee-chan stap
Himiko Yumeno: n-not my fault monika-sama is s-so s-s-sugoi
Himiko Yumeno: <loud man grunt>
Himiko Yumeno: y-yamate, monika-sama
Himiko Yumeno: y-y-yamate!~
Himiko Yumeno: <loud orgasming sounds>

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Papa Soma Aug 16 @ 11:18am 
shut ♥♥♥♥
Gilford The Brütal Legend Aug 16 @ 10:35am 
What the actual ♥♥♥♥ing♥♥♥♥♥♥they're censoring ♥♥♥♥ing words in profiles now? ♥♥♥♥.
Yandere Snake Aug 16 @ 2:05am 
God ♥♥♥♥ing dammit, babyfurs begone.
blasphemous satan fuck Aug 16 @ 1:15am 
I just made a HUGE mess in the toilet!
Sweater Snake Aug 16 @ 12:36am 
S-senpai.. P-please nu spanku Iggguuu~ >w <
Neko-Desu Aug 9 @ 2:26pm 
I have had the greatest time on SCP with fire mixtape of yours, was great 10.3/10