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Merry 🎅🎄☃ DICKMAS 🍆❄ you ♥♥♥ 👅💦💦 guzzling mistleHOES 🌿🍒 and ugly sweater ♥♥♥♥♥ 👄👠! It's that jolly 😁 time of year to sing Jingle ❄❄❄ BALLS 🍒 and decide if you've been NAUGHTY 😈 or NICE 😇 ! So line 🙋🙋🙋 right up for judgement 👍👎👏 and sit on Santa's 🎅 lap and tell 💬 him exactly 😉 what you want...if you've been a good 👼👼 little HO-HO-HO 😘😘😘 St ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 will make all your dreams 💭💫 ♥♥♥ 💦 true...but if you've been a bad 😈 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐶 then you'll be whipped 💥 like one of his reindeer 🦄 so get those 🍑🎁 prASSants 🎁🍑 under ⬇ the tree 🎄🎄 STUFF 👉👌 those stockings TIGHT 🔝🔝 and leave out those COCKies 🍩🍆🍩 and milk 🍼💦🐄 because Daddy 👨👨 DICKmas 🍆🎅 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🌊🌊 to town ❣❣

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Rust
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

signed by Dad.

babe, im breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me. i'm an omegalul. i'm sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done. we've been weirdchamp for months and it's time to end it, no Kappa

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