How big are your pawbs?
Me? I got big pawbs. HUGE pawbs. The biggest pawbs in town. Maybe even the state. You? It looks like your pawbs are quite sizeable. Pretty impressive! I know a person or two who'd kill for those big a' pawbs. Your beans look soft and boopable too. May I boop them? No worries if not, I can admire them from a distance. You must take good care of your pawbs! They're immaculate! Oh, actually now that I take a second look at them, they may almost be as big as mine! How big are your pawbs?

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*paws at you* give me beer

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