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17 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Love the game but sucks that if you worked hard and got the Steeled Veteran warbond before purchasing the Super Citizen Edition you don't get any Super Credits back for what you purchased. Especially since this isn't like a season pass and now I have no super credits for the new warbond which kind of sucks after putting a lot of time in. Kinda wish it was a season pass for warbonds especially since its $20.
Posted March 15.
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2 people found this review helpful
70.9 hrs on record (23.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Perfect mix between arcade shooter and mil sim shooter gameplay

Fun and more action packed than most AAA shooters and doing it at a third of the price with the only thing being sacrificed is the graphics but honestly do the graphics matter when you can have 127vs127 battles and they actually work without performance issues that impact your gameplay?

Also the game takes up like only 2Gbs of storage space. Nuts compared to the 150+ Gbs games these days
Posted July 23, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
42.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Honestly had a lot of fun with this game but it needs work and seems like its been abandoned by the devs considering they left it in this broken state. The fact they're still charging $20 is wild because I want to be able to recommend it to friends but for an abandoned game in this state that's a hard sell.
Posted June 14, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
60.6 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
In it's current state its a buggier (much much more buggier) version of Vermintide 2. Great hack and slash combat, paired with fun gun variants and some nice classes. There's some balancing issues I feel with the sheer quantity of crowd control enemies even in the lower difficulties sometimes. (getting 2 trappers and a dog at the same time can take down a group of randoms fairly easily) But otherwise like it.

For now there are many many bugs and issues that need to be worked out before I can reccomend it. Currently I'm experiencing stuff like low fps on a high end system, game randomly crashes, when joining game in progress just falling through the map and then consequently the game will crash, having 5+ players in one game due to folks getting disconnected it finding a replacement and then the original person joins back in so on so forth. Lot of issues but I feel like once thats fixed it'll be a much more enjoyable game I can recommend.
Posted November 27, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
99.6 hrs on record (31.5 hrs at review time)
Fills the Red Orchestra 2 shaped hole in my heart.
Posted June 13, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
512.9 hrs on record (464.7 hrs at review time)
It's space I guess
Posted October 31, 2021. Last edited October 18, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
58.9 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
What an incredibly fun speedrunning game. It spawns such creative ideas to get through each fairly tough run.

Teardown may seem like a goofy physics game with voxel destruction and it is, but what it is best at is pure speed running. The time you spend setting up these intricate heists and how you come up with chaining them together in order to get out in the quickest time. Will building a ramp up the building be fastest? Or going straight through the building by pre-blowing out a giant hole in the wall.

Of course there's a very VERY much handy quick save and quick load function so you can quick save riiiight before you try something insanely dumb and even if you mess up you won't lose the 20 or 30 minutes you spent prepping a run.

For the price I can easily recommend this. Story isn't too long to just get the minimum score on all the levels and finish but really that's just the start of the game. Replaying the levels you played earlier but this time with the added goal of going for optional targets makes each level so interesting.

9/10 heavily recommend.
Posted November 2, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
127.0 hrs on record (43.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is no simple racing game, nor is it just a sandbox simulator. It's a pretty realistic driving game just capturing the real feeling of driving. From suspension travel when you hit a bump to landing a jump too hard and breaking your right axle a lot is possible. It makes for real fun off roading courses, crazy fun drifting, a dirty street race where you damage each others cars and honestly whoever's car is still rolling can maybe win.

Really just a fun and sometimes goofy feeling driving simulator. Definitely recommended.
Posted October 26, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Absolutely fantastic Cyberpunk game. I'm mostly someone who plays multiplayer games and find it harder for myself to get sucked into singleplayer games but I saw the beautiful city planning and gorgeous lighting and had to try the game out. At first I thought I would get bored of the simple gameplay of pickup package > deliver package > pickup new package. But the dialogue of the characters as you go through really set the tone and the atmosphere to the game. By the end of the game I was invested in every character and simply enthralled.

I'd find myself parking somewhere and just admiring the views and bustling city around me before heading to the next job. Only real issue I had was sometimes when trying to make a fast delivery the car wouldn't really slip between traffic like I'd like but that's just me being picky to be honest.

Anyone wanting a skip dialogue button is missing the entire point of the game. Without dialogue this game is simply aesthetically pleasing but damn the story is what truly make Cloud Punk my favorite game of 2020

Overall 9/10 Absolutely must play for the story and beautiful sights.
Posted September 24, 2020. Last edited May 29, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.4 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Amazing fun Japanese gameshow style of game. Absolute blast and a great deal at $20
Posted August 15, 2020.
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