johnny salami
grace of a misled teen
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Wii Fit Trainer Jul 21 @ 7:06pm 
PSA: Ligament interruption gait maximum aridity, or LIGMA for short, is a serious disease that we need to be on the look out for. It stops the use of your ligaments due to the immense heat we are facing this summer. One of the known signs is when it affects your walking. If someone you love starts to walk in a weird way, tell them, "You may need to see a doctor. I think you have LIGMA." It just might save their life. Ninja isnt the first one to be affected by LIGMA but together, he could be the last. Rest in peace Tyler Blevins.
Porkis Jul 9 @ 7:06am 
No one who knows me now would believe this, but watching Naruto changed my life. I used to be lazy, fat, and complain about everything all the time; I was constantly bitter about everyone being smarter and better looking than me. And then, I watched Naruto. It wasn't Naruto, or Sasuke, or any of those other dumb mary sues that inspired me, it was Rock ♥♥♥♥ing Lee. He didn't need super hypno eyes, or a fox spirit, or even ninjutsu or genjutsu. He became one of the best exclusively through hard work and personal discipline (he beat Sasuke, was the only person who could come close to beating Gaara without help)
Porkis Jul 9 @ 7:06am 
and so I decided that I had to make myself the best I could be and stop complaining about myself. Now my grades are a lot better (not the best, but not in danger of failing anymore), I'm in great physical condition, and in general I have a way better outlook on life, and I'm only going to keep getting better. I guess the take away is: don't complain about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lot you've been handed because that'll only make it worse. You have to believe in improving yourself no matter what, and never let yourself be satisfied with your current state of being. Thanks you Rock Lee, you bowl cut bushy eyebrow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
🤠yeehaw Jun 22 @ 9:12am 
Hey son, I see you haven't been home in a long time. Please come home, your mother and I miss you.