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I don't get it.

Hey it's me PhonographClock. The one that tries to do animation and has only succeeded twice. Retired commenter from TTGD and Siivagunner, commenting things mostly in the form of "I don't get it."
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Wow remember when I had really long descriptions full of quotes and like ironic theme tunes and elders scrolls references wow guys wasn't that just fucking fantastic.

Let's do that again shall we.
"That's okay, I have reigned on this earth for many years. I have seen the sun set on the lives of children with too much potential. Everyday I walk the tighrope of self assurance, knowing that I belong where I am and now I have finally fallen. I am no more a king than these wee babes. I am a man who is dying, and as my flesh returns to the ground, so too will my life force pass to the next generation. What's mine is yours, BB10, for you and all your kin. Because I love you. I love you more than the greenest pastures and clearest rivers. More than the most stunning night sky. More than myself. I love you."
-Strawberry Clock upon dying for the second time in the Flash Collaboration known as "Hulk Hogan Epic Clock Fest 2014: Rise of the Poop or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cocain."

My Garry's Mod screenshots are the very definition of cringe. I suggest proceeding with caution. Even I can't look at them without puking in my mouth slightly. But removing them would be shameful, because I have learned so much since those sodden days of horsefuckery and they sit there as a reminder of who I once was and how I've grown up since then. Ain't gonna deny the past. I swear I don't even remember making half of those things like what the fuck was I on.

My balls itch.
My ass itches too.
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koooz May 7 @ 11:47am 
PhonographClock Aug 2, 2017 @ 7:28pm 
Overwatch? Ugh.
Got boring real fast. Can't stand it.
Also I'm a nostalgia blind veteran who refuses to acknowledge tf2's decline.
K口丹ㄥ丹 Aug 2, 2017 @ 7:16pm 
We should prolly do some shmuch again

I heard Overwatch is aight
PhonographClock Aug 2, 2017 @ 7:13pm 
Yeah I realize the irony.
K口丹ㄥ丹 Aug 2, 2017 @ 7:06pm 
A clock
PhonographClock Aug 2, 2017 @ 7:03pm 
Where do the times go?