Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course.

In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible dmt and you picked up more power ammo than i can count uninstall do something with your life

Lyrics
Super sexy
Girl I believe you can fly
But you have to spread your wings
Tell her I'm gonna take my,
Shorty wanna know if this is true
That I'm gonna do what it do with her
Get unpredictable
DJ won't you gonna play this song I love so
Get ready like
I like how you move
Get out of life
I had to wait
Zip it while we tell her
She's super sexy
It takes no one to tell me why
I can't keep you off my head
Listen baby
You don't need to be in a magazine
Listen baby
You're the one, me
Super sexy
You are good to me
Model
Rescue me
Super sexy
You make me safe
Come and rescue me
Come and rescue me
Come and rescue me
Come and rescue me

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