Woffel
Nardus Saayman   South Africa
 
 
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A poem by Woffel:

Counter Strike is my Religion
CS:GO is my Church,
Gaben my Lord and Saviour.
Wednesday is the day I Prays,
For that is when I shall receive my weekly drop.
Hackers and Scammers be the Devil and Demons,
My Mobile Authenticator be my watching Angel.
Opening cases I sacrifice my offering,
For only to Gaben to end the Half Life 3 suffering.
 

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Resolution : 1440x1080 Stretched
DPI : 500
Sensitivity : 1.4
View Model : Left-Handed, Minimal bob

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PC Specs :

Motherboard : Z97 Gaming 3
GPU : Nvidia GTX 960 2GB
CPU : Intel i7 - 4790 3.6 GHz
Ram : 8GB DDR3
HDD : 1TB WD Blue
SSD : 128GB
Case : Antec GX300 (Orange)

Peripherals :

Monitor : Samsung 23" | 77 Hz
Mouse : Logitec G303 Daedalus Apex ft. Razer Mouse Bungie
Keyboard : Corsair K70 Rapidfire
Headset : Astro A40 Mix AMP PRO Gen 2
Mouse Pad : SteelSeries Qck Heavy

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‣ Gut Knife | Boreal Forest

‣ Butterfly Knife | Urban Masked

‣ Karambit | Urban Masked

‣ Flip Knife | Doppler Phase 2

‣ Bayonet | Doppler Phase 1

‣ Bayonet | Tiger Tooth

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ToλsTy Apr 29 @ 7:13am 
Woofel, I miss your face dude! And obviously the leather jacket...
Revolt Apr 15 @ 6:04am 
this guy in my profile made giveaway - he gave me karambit lol
TaCtiCal Feb 11 @ 9:25am 
Get the water ♥♥♥♥♥♥
哲人 Dec 19, 2017 @ 10:52pm 
Merry Christmas , or ya know whatever you ♥♥♥♥ing jews have,.:heartpr:
哲人 Dec 11, 2017 @ 7:57am 
I like your pp
S.PsYcho [21MID] Nov 19, 2017 @ 9:33am 
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