P4099
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Hello, everyone!
I'm a guy who's into dead co-op games. Also Star Wars. Among other things.

"If I lose my humour as well, then I have nothing else left."
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I'm not the most skilled player in the world, but I usually try to make up for it with knowledge, which, as you surely know, is half the battle.
I also have a weird thing for modding the everloving crap out of my games, so prepare for really weird screenshots uploaded by yours truly.

I absolutely despise lootboxes, "games as live services", season passes and any other anti-consumer practices the AAA industry uses to get as much money as possible for as little effort as possible and will not defend any big developer or publisher ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things up, no matter how much I love their games.

In addition, I live in Germany, a country that hates video games. There are many games that interest me, however, I'll never be able to buy them myself because they are on the index of media harmful to young persons (seriously, this should be the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ parents' responsibilty, not the government's) or I refuse to buy them anyway because they are censored to ♥♥♥♥ (an example would be the newer Wolfenstein games, where you have a seperate store page for the German Version with (inferior) German VO and removed Nazi imagery, which can kill the immersion a bit.)

As mentioned above, I hate lootboxes, microtransactions, season passes and any other ♥♥♥♥♥♥ business practices the AAA industry uses to milk consumers dry.
I hate people who fall for this ♥♥♥♥ and defend it even more.

I believe "+rep" to be worthless, seeing as I could just create a bunch of alts/ask my friends to +rep me and delete all -reps off my profile.
However, that doesn't mean I'll delete those comments immediately, but I might someday.

Advertise CS:GO/PUBG/whatever gambling sites or trading sites and you will get booted off my friends list, I don't care why you did it, it doesn't change the fact that some virtual skins are apparently more valuable to you than your own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dignity and just goes to show what lengths you are ready to go to just to make a little extra profit.
This also applies to third party keysellers but with game keys (that were most likely purchased with stolen credit cards).

If you toss me any completely unsolicited trade offers or game invites, especially to games I never play, you can expect an awful amount of hostility from me. If you can't even be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to simply ask me, then I'm afraid can't be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to be nice and civil.
I repeat, if you annoy me with random game invites, trade offers and the like , I will become one of the most unfriendly people on your friends list. Of course I understand if you've simply made a mistake/didn't know any better. Repeat offenders, however, will quickly find themselves blocked and/or booted off my friends list entirely.
If you want something from me, all you need to do is ask. But if you don't ask properly (i.e. tell me what the ♥♥♥♥ it is you want), don't expect to remain on my friends list for long.

My experience with people in co-op games has turned me into quite the lone wolf, which is a shame because I really like co-op games.
That's why I enjoy singleplayer games a lot, also, I play my Co-op games solo most of the time. Not always fun, but it's better than having someone else ruin the game for you.

Some of my favourite games are the Saints Row series, the Metal Gear Series (up until V), the Yakuza series, TF2, Final Fantasy (especially X), Kingdom Hearts I and II, Killing Floor, Star Wars Battlefront II ('05) and the original DOOM games.

If you actually took the time and read all of this: I really appreciate that! Thanks a lot. Seriously.
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I always thought games were just about having fun. One day, however, a friend told me about Final Fantasy X.

This game taught me how to appreciate a game's beauty. Games are not just pixels and polygons on a screen, they are stories that are told to you in a way that gives you the impression that you're not just staring at a character, but you're with him all the time. Even if you don't like the character, you get attached to them.

However...every story must have an ending. And this one takes you on an emotional rollercoaster and you're not gonna be able to get off until you're done. Even now...after finishing this game for the fifth time...it still makes me cry.
And I don't feel bad about that.
I think if you're not even feeling slightly sad after finishing this game, an adventure that took you at least 48 hours, then you shouldn't be playing a game for the story.
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