League has been getting progressively worse since 2000..., lets be honest 2015 i think. A bunch of fucking retards got in control of the game and they said, first order of business:
Change everything people find enjoyable about this game. That was their game plan. You know how people not enjoy being shielded on non-stop? Let's just give everyone 10 shields. You know how people enjoy going for kills? Now everyone gets an hourglass. You know how people enjoy the 1v1 laning? Now everyone gets a jungler non-stop because junglers never have to actually farm.
RRRRRRRIGHT THROUGH THE COUNTER STRIKE, OH i fucking love it, its like having fun except go fucking kill yourself riot just go fucking kill yourself, god damn it dude, it's not even fun to play this shit, i see her coming towards me, i counter strike before she even fucking q's and then IT GOES THROUGH, like i joke about this but its fucking pathetic this company it's pathetic, GOD DAMN IT DUDE. All fucking day with this shit it's just all fucking day with this shit. You can't enjoy anything about this game they don't fix any bugs unless you're a fucking adc. Everything's a tank, every FUCKING thing is a tank. You try to enjoy the game tanks beat you at all stages of the game no matter what you fucking do. Like seriously just FUCKING LOOK at what happens. You counter-strike she Qs forward, AND IT JUST GOES FUCKING THROUGH ANYWAY. Are you serious dude? Thank you.
Oh go kill yourself you ADC piece of shit. You just fucking bitch your way into being overpowered every fucking season. If you class had a superpower it'd be SUPER FUCKING BITCHING. All you guys do is you go to reddit all day. BWAAAAAAAH i died as an adc, Why can't I be the best at TEAM FIGHTING and the best at LANING and the best at 1v1 and the best LATE GAME and EARLYGAME and MID GAME and if I'm not I'm gonna go to reddit and complain oh no even though my class is the most broken its ever fucking been oh I'm so weak.
You guys LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, LITERALLY is walking around with 3000 FUCKING hp because of your targons and shit. You can't even be killed by an assassin anymore. Just fucking kill yourself dude. God dammit dude, this is why this game is so shit. So frustrating dude, it's so fucking frusturating. I have to play this shit 8 hours a day. Get this stream y'know a-and it just just under the hope, under the hope that EVENTUALLY it becomes less shit y'know, eventually the hope is this game becomes less shit. And it's not. It NEVER becomes less shit it only just becomes shittier every day. What does the next patch do? Oh now they are nerfing klepto EVEN for melee champions. So, melee champions can go one fucking Keystone and they're nerfing it. Then they are nerfing precision in case you by some fucking act of GOD said fuck it, let's just try to go press the attack riot says "Nono we are nerfing that shit too". But are we nerfing anything that ad ca- wha what're we nerfing targons. So great they're gonna have to go back to regular broken. Oh no the fucking terror. They'll be regular strenght broken or nerfing duskblade? NO no we're not nerfing duskblade. It'd be terrible if we nerfed duskblade. No we have to nerf Kha like 10 times. Can't do anything about fiora. GOD FUCKING HELP US if we do anything about fiora. No you have to go ninja tabi bramble vest. FUCK YOU if you try to have fun with the game. No you need to tank up to even compete against fiora. So even if I try to fucking have fun with the game I need to be a tank. Like why EVEN PLAY?
Let's not mention that I didn't even get to play this game because there's nothing but their jungler ganking me and the reason he can do that is the jungle never FUCKING RESPAWNS. Takes two fucking minutes hours for the jungle to respawn so what do they do? They just spend the entire fucking game re-ganking top lane. But of course your jungler half the time is a piece of fucking shit like this Shyvana so they spend the entire game jerking off the ADC sitting down bot lane. Why sit up top lane never ever getting to touch a minion wave. Never get to do anything. But you LITERALLY do not have a single fucking player on the live design team who plays top lane. NOT EVEN FUCKING ONE. So they look at this shit and go. Oh but man you can play a tank. You can play like Ornn. DON'T YOU WANNA PLAY ORNN? I'LL PLAY ORNN ITS SO FUUUN. It's been like this for three fucking years. They're never gonna fix it because the LCS is fucking imploding because nobody wants in anymore. You got the Overwatch league which is just using a straw and sucking out all the League viewers. All the league viewers are going "Hey we wanna watch league of legends" they turn it on and they go "No fuck that I'd rather watch a game I LITERALLY don't play rather than watch a single goddamn second of this shit."