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1 person found this review helpful
108.5 hrs on record (26.2 hrs at review time)
Breathe of fresh air in the FPS cesspool. 10/10 would destroy twinks as a heavy class again
Posted December 29, 2023.
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16.6 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
I don't get what people are complaining about this game is a great successor to Redout 1.

My only issue is the health regen noise gets old after a while, wish it sounded a bit easier on the ears.
Sounds like some dude rolling his ♥♥♥♥ up and down a synth piano.

Its definitely a different FEEL then Redout 1 but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is it fun.
Posted June 19, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
I used the gas pedal and shifter on my sim wheel to pull it up ez
Posted March 29, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
29.5 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I wasted 8 hours but I was laughing my ass off in multiplayer the entire time
Posted December 20, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
33.6 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
The gameplay and sound design is par to none, its hard not to recommend this game especially since its free.

The only overarching issue is the same thing everyone has been saying.
The battlepass/xp/customization options are egregious even if you have preordered the campaign or have bought the battlepass.
An easy fix for at least xp could just be win-streaks--where for every x amount of games you win in a row you earn x amount of extra xp, capping at some arbitrary streak.

But besides that issue, the gameplay is extremely fun so I really do recommend it.
It feels super tight and what Halo should've been all these years since 343 took over...
Posted November 17, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.3 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
JESUS CHRIST BUY THE GAME IT HAS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED
Posted July 27, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,966.4 hrs on record (1,318.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted March 1, 2020. Last edited May 5, 2022.
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14.1 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
KILL KILL KILL ADRENALINE PUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted November 26, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
13.4 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Best way to train your aim for a variety of situations that most ingame aim trainers would not suffice
Posted November 16, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
12.6 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Okay here's the situation: you and a friend are playing co-op together, your friend is the host. He is trying to do get some missions to do and decides to talk to some crazy cat lady in hopes that she might offer one to him.

Meanwhile you, the shovel knight you are, decide that following your friend's commands like a gun for hire is getting a bit boring, you also deicde that your shovels really need to be tested since your throwing arm might be getting weak.

While your friend is completly oblivious to your presence near him and is focused on the rambiling lady, you ready yourself as you begin to position yourself in a bush about 10 yards away

You take a deep breath, take aim.....then......BAM before he knows it the cat lady's skull has been CLEAVED by your mighty shovel with the accompanied sound of bones crunching down by the raw power of steel moving at mach ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2

Your ex-friend at this point, is horrified to see that the once healthy lady he was talking to has seemingly been pulled by a cartoon-cane offstage.

The helpless ♥♥♥♥♥-excuse-of-a-woman has cartwheeled straight into the side of a shed and is screaming about how her life alert isn't working or some ♥♥♥♥ like that.

Would I reccomend this game? As long as your friend is aware of your burning passion for shovels.

10/10
Posted March 28, 2018. Last edited March 28, 2018.
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