I keep spare dog treats in my car for the event when I see a stray. This one time I was waiting by the bank when a stray came up sniffing around for food. I called her over with, "Come here, baby girl." And a woman in one of the nearby cars snapped her head to look at me.

"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." ~Ezekiel 23: lines 19-20