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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 11:26am

Dead Presidents

Complete 'When Good Heists...'.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 11:55am

The Welcome Wagon

Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 1:19pm

Opulence, You Has It

Complete 'Party Time'.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 7:57pm

We're Takin' Over

Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 9:54pm

Kuh, Boom.

Complete Act 1 in another way.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 2:21pm

Gotta Break Em In

Complete 'The Ho Boat'.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2012 @ 3:10pm

I Heart Nyte Blayde

Complete 'STAG Party'.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2012 @ 5:19pm


Complete 'http://deckers.die'.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2012 @ 3:53pm

Titanic Effort

Complete Act 2.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2012 @ 4:32pm

Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains

Complete 'Zombie Attack'.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2012 @ 11:15am

Murderbrawl 31

Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2012 @ 11:55am

Gangstas... In Space!

Complete Act 3 in another way.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 2:05pm

Go Into the Light

Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2012 @ 3:49pm

Getting the Goods

Find 25% of all Collectibles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 2:05pm

Shake and Bake

Complete your first Challenge.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 7:16pm

Ow My Balls!

Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 9:42pm


Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 2:21pm

Gellin' Like Magellan

Explore every hood in Steelport.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2012 @ 11:04am

Who Loves Ya Baby

Kill 50 brutes.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 1:08pm

A Better Person

Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 2:56pm

Haters Gonna Hate

Kill 1000 Gang Members.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 1:22pm

Bromance in the Row

Play SR3 Co-op for 5 hours.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 1:35pm

Get Off My Back

Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 6:14pm

Storm the Yarn

Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 9:22pm

First Contact

Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 9:18pm

Union Buster

Kill 15 cameramen.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 6:23pm


Kill Space Brutina.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 6:12pm

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2012 @ 2:08pm

Revenge of the Navigator

Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2012 @ 2:13pm

Do a Barrel Roll!

Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2012 @ 2:16pm

C-List Celebrity

Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 12:49pm

Public Enemy #1

Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 12:55pm

Weird Science

Complete mission 'Weird Science'.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 8:52pm

Eye of the Bee-Holder

Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 8:56pm

Sting Operation

Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2012 @ 8:59pm

Tour de Farce

Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 5:49pm


Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 5:52pm

Send in the Clones

Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 5:59pm

The Johnnyguard

Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2012 @ 6:00pm

My Pet, Monster

Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones".

Tower Defense

Complete Act 1 in one way.

Too Close to the Son

Complete Act 3 in one way.

Hanging With Mr. Pierce

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.

Mourning Stars

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.

Hack the Planet

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.

You're the Best...

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.

Bright Lights, Big City

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.


Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.

Tune In, Drop Off

Complete all instances of Trafficking.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

Complete all instances of Heli Assault.

Fence Killa 2011

Complete all instances of Mayhem.

Your Backseat Smells Funny

Complete all instances of Escort.

Double Dose of Pimping

Complete all instances of Snatch.

Porkchop Sandwiches

Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.

Tank You Very Much

Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.

Have A Reality Climax

Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.

Everything is Permitted

Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.

Hi-Jack It

Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.

Life of the Party

Find 100% of all Collectibles.

You're My Hero!

Complete ALL Challenges.

Gender Equality

Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Love/Hate Relationship

Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.

Stay Classy Steelport

Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.

The American Dream

Customize 10 vehicles.

Cowboy Up

Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.

Pimped Out Pad

Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.

Flash the Pan

Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.

Third and 30

Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.

Jumped In

Create and share a character online.

Crew of Two

Complete all instances of Activities in Co-op.

Partners in Crime

Beat all Missions in Co-op.

Cooked To Perfection

Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Stick the Landing

Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Flame On

Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Feeding Time

Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).

Murder in the Jungle

Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.

Genki Bowl Champ

Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.

I Do My Own Stunts

Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.

Lights! Camera! Action!

Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.

Warrior Princess

Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.


Hold Your Position at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.