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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Dec 19, 2013 @ 1:51pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2013 @ 1:45pm


This is an achievement.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2013 @ 5:49pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2013 @ 1:59pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2014 @ 8:24pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.




Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.


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