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23 of 50 (46%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 1:25am

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 9:45am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 12:10pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 11:26am


You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2014 @ 11:08pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 4:59pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 1:22am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2014 @ 11:11pm


You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 11:39am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 9:57am


You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 1:18am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2014 @ 9:21pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2014 @ 8:58pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 4:57pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 10:06am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2014 @ 8:49pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 11:57am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2014 @ 8:10pm


You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 10:11am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 10:03am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 1:13am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2014 @ 4:57pm


You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2014 @ 9:33am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.


Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.


You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.


You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.


You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.


You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

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