A Humble Whiskey Merchant
Alex "Bone Hurting Juice" Jones   Texas, United States
Proud owner of multiple saloons throughout the midwest!

Wanna put bread in my jar? [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Psst... Hey, hey you...Jesus Christ is Lord, and he wants to give you FREE REAL ESTATE ... in heaven ;)

Old thing I won't get rid of:

Welcome to Badlands FM Radio, Teufort's top radio show, and ONLY radio show! This is your host, DJ HOO-Ah reporting for duty, ready to unwind and let loose what the hippies call "radical tunes".

I'm not keen on hippies, but I will appropriate their strange lingo and use it as my own, if only in a tone of mockery! Take that, you jobless, numb-nutted hairy weirdos! Get a haircut!

Song Requests are allowed, but be warned, if your music is not American enough, it will be REEJECTED! That is a fact son, so go take that TO THE BANK! *Manly Sniggering*

Hopefully none of this made you cringe.

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A Humble Whiskey Merchant Feb 20, 2017 @ 3:20pm 
thanks bb <3
iKenny Feb 20, 2017 @ 3:18pm 
+rep I cried when you beautifully played the toy story soundtrack.
A Humble Whiskey Merchant Jan 2, 2017 @ 2:30pm 
To each his own.
The Jarate Loving Sniper Jan 1, 2017 @ 4:04am 
I think that was poetic genius, actually.
A Humble Whiskey Merchant Dec 31, 2016 @ 6:43pm 
A mediocre rhyme, but an exceptional meme.
The Jarate Loving Sniper Oct 8, 2016 @ 9:14am 
Damn, my knowledge is unwanted here.....