Recent reviews by ♡OctaHeart♡

I have no idea why this game advertises native VR support when you have to go out of your way to enter in a beta code to get access to it, and it doesn't even work most of the time if at all, since I keep on getting a black screen on launch. Whenever you *DO* launch into VR Mode, you're stuck without online multiplayer PERIOD, even if you do link your EGS account, and unless you're laying face first on your stomach, you will not have a good time with the hud, since it's either offset outside of your play area, or you have hud elements covered up by your OWN SHIP, and if you pause, your pause screen is placed AT YOUR FEET. If there are options to change the positions of these things, the devs do a TERRIBLE job at making them easily accessible, considering how much grief it is to even get INTO the game in the first place.

I hate the turret corridor.

Hit space on the 7th ♥♥♥♥♥♥' beat da-don

Nothing says fun like getting an "always cast bomb minecart" wand and dying not even 5 seconds later

I spent god knows how much time traveling from Arizona to LA only to have my trip delayed by another 3 hours due to road work.

10/10 for realism

To be honest, I was expecting a meme appearance with actually good gameplay, but this isn't true at all, it's one of those jokes that loses its appeal after the first 10 minutes of gameplay entirely. I'd rather buy an actual game collection that has good value for its games like Retro Game Crunch.

The joke isn't funny if it's not worth the price of admission.

Gives the Hotline Miami absurdity with the fun of fast paced games, a definite must buy if you love games that are about fast and loose cutthroat gameplay.

Or you're just a weeb who can't own a Katana irl.

It's good.

great game

High speed ball game that offers absolutely no weak ♥♥♥♥.