Dammit Steam, Don't kid friendly my profile you absolute piles of ♥♥♥♥!
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Friending Rules:

1. Do not Read my profile to me Out Loud. Ever.

2. I am not human garbage, Maybe... But don't treat me like ♥♥♥♥ just to treat me like ♥♥♥♥

3. I do not trade.

4. Do not friend me if I have no idea who you are! And that will determine the acceptance or not.

5. Do not deliberately ignore my messages without a believable reason.
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The Quotes:

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Frick
Lol you thought I was gonna say ♥♥♥♥
Oops
You were right
-Ninjastormling 2018

I am very intelagent
-Swifter46ter 2019

What Racists!
Your white right?
-NinjaStormling 2019

If my grandpa saw you do that, He'd Rape you!
-Zaxsy 2019

I don't know if you candle handle yourself.
-Zaxsy 2019

I'm not gay, I'm ♥♥♥♥.
-Zaxsy 2019

I'm trying to fist fight an Alligator
-OverntStandable 2019

Wanna LAERP?
Whats that?
Live action erotic role play!
I think thats just sex
No its not!
-Zaxsy and Ninjastormling 2019

How are you celebrating Valentines day?
I'm going to break into a random persons house and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of them!
-Azazel57 and Ninjastormling 2020

Drinking Coffee with a face mask is so weird
Yeah because you can taste your pores
-Zaxsy and Ninjastormling 2020

What if the US was a muslim state?
Its called immigration dumbass
No, I mean if EVERYONE in the US was muslim
PRAISE ALLAH
-Ninjastormling and Magic_Bitch 2020

What are you taking and where can I get it?
I make it myself
What does it do?
Its like viagra but 10 times stronger
Does your ♥♥♥♥ explode?
I dunno, find out yourself
-Magic_Bitch and Ninjastormling 2020

Do you know what a forbidden relationship is?
you and ur anime pillow
-Ninjastormling and Magic_Bitch 2020

I'm a Diagnosed Psychopath.
Sorry, Self-Diagnosed.
-Ninjastormling 2020

So in theory (Yes there are scientists noting on this), if you were to use this command accidentally in your ottoman run in eu4 after accidentally pulling up the eu4 window while furiously masturbating in the bathroom. In theory it would do nothing.
-Ninjastormling 2020

Why does your hand look so much more manlier than the rest of your body?
-Ninjastormling 2020

God My Ass is tight but my relationship with the lord is tighter
-Overntstandable 2020

Time for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crusade
-TypicalWhiteMan 2020

Are you an interdimensional monster?
Yes
Ok fair enough
-Ninjastormling and Fortnite Isn't A Bad Game 2020

Go big or WHAT DFIG JKM ♥♥♥♥
-Ninjastormling 2020

I'm really drink right now, smoked too many beers.
-Zaxsy 2021

Hey kid, wanna buy some rugs?
What are these rugs made of?
Wool ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'll pass
I see...
Sounds too suggestive
-Ninjastormling and FortniteWillDie 2021

You quickly head to the coffee shop's bathroom, where you piss on the wall in six different languages before exiting and returning to your seat.
You look out the window.
-Zaxsy 2021

I have to admit that's a good looking ♥♥♥♥ I got to be honest I like a good looking ♥♥♥♥ like any other person especially in the morning they are a good way to wake up.
-Deathly Zed 2022

Would you trade your penis for an identical penis?
No. you can't copy perfection. You can only imitate it.
-Ninjastormling and LennyParrot 2023

Gotta be a real homie and buy somebody out of slavery
-Brett 2024


I got a lot of these from My Discord :D

Also, Adding this to be on the safe side, All of these are jokes, do not take this seriously, The actual quotes go lower down that I create and such.
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It appears I also have 19,000+ hours on steam games, Nice.
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The Actual Quotes:

Test your limits. Once you know them, don’t exceed them too often lest you cause problems for yourself and others. This doesn’t mean to never exceed them though, it can be beneficial to do it every once in a while.
-Ninjastormling 2020 (I think but I will probably be the first one to say this)

The human mind is like a dam. The water is emotions that fill up and the dam is bottling them inside. There’s three things you can do with this continuously filling dam. You can open it up and let some or all of the water out, you can build it higher or just neglect it all together. Letting the water out solves the problem for a while, while building it higher simply delays the inevitable and neglecting it lets it fall apart. Letting the water out in terms of the human mind is often called venting. Building it higher is distracting yourself from your problems and neglecting it is simply neglecting your emotions and simply waiting for it to overflow and drown you in sadness, anger, or whatever else you hide within yourself and possibly those around you. We are only human, we all need to take care of ourselves.
-Ninjastormling 2021
(Think I am the first to say this, probably not though…)

Learn from the past, Live in the present, Live for the future.
-Ninjastormling 2022
(Probably not the first one to say it. Someone else has probably said this in some form or another)