Nighttide Draco
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Your favourite vegtable is your brother after the car crash

Im on the level up above the level up above.

Porno Pies, they turn up to do your plumbing, they open with a steak inside, you fuck it, its beautiful.

With a dragon name and a dragon face but am I really a dragon?



A noteworthy quote from Jimbothy "Jesus Christ, What the fffuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUCCK"
Evidance https://youtu.be/FR1qOiTC9FU?t=2m48s



Jake M8: I'm just trying to infatuate my playing to you
Daytide Draco: do you know what infatuate means?
Jake M8: Yes sir
Daytide Draco: infatuate my playing to you
Jake M8: Fuck off
Jake M8:U understand what I mean

cantflick: hehe
Nighttide Draco: what cunt
cantflick: watch out
cantflick: ur too lad for me
Nighttide Draco: I fisty punoded you noon
cantflick: fuck up faggot



[6:44:54 PM] BoneZed: http://i.imgur.com/xdEFdyq.jpg

[3:27:41 PM] Gavin Joyce: http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1409/70/1409701350721.jpg

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson

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Definitions:

Nighttide : Noun Nighttime

Draco : Noun Greek for dragon



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Proper Memes:
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[16:26:48] BoneZ: Wanna know the hardest thing about going to Tafe?
[16:27:12] Nighttide Draco: Your a spastic and need a wheelchair?
[16:27:29] BoneZ: Telling your parents that you're gay
[16:27:52] Nighttide Draco: Who are my parents at tafe?
[16:27:57] Nighttide Draco: Dad?
[16:28:01] BoneZ: Heloo, son

Nighttide Draco: do you enjoy being a human sized autisim?
BoneZed: The fuck does that mean
Nighttide Draco: exactly
BoneZed: Ok
BoneZed: Nice chins faggot https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steammocking
Nighttide Draco: nigga I always check my burger
Nighttide Draco: :
Nighttide Draco: steam
Nighttide Draco: salty
Nighttide Draco: :
BoneZed: Yeah nigga
BoneZed: Especially when that shady nigga Luke makes your burger

Woody's Deputy: Nighttide Draco: Welcome to my steam page, yes I take it up the asshole while singing opera. But that doesn't mean I do it for free Nighttide Draco - 2012
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BoneZed: Do you work
Nighttide Draco: yea at hjs fam
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"When Paul Walker goes to Vin diesel's house in fast and the furious 1, they're playing "I got hoes" by ludacris on the stereo.
But in 2 fast 2 furious, ludacris appears as street racer Tej Parker.
So in the fast and the furious universe. Who sang "I got hoes"? Was it Tej? Was it Ludacris? Does Ludacris exist?
And if not, what happened to the hoes? Who got them now? Are the hoes ok?"
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If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, does that mean one good girl is worth $8.33?
Well, $8.35 in Canada.
In Thailand, $8.33 is about 275 Baht. 275 Baht will get you a skanky hooker in a Thai brothel. If you want a really good hooker, it'll cost you at least 2000 Baht, or about $61.00. So in Thailand a good woman is worth $61.00 or $732 a dozen.
Yes. However to further this, according to 2Pac Mo' Money= Mo' Bitches
If you divide out Mo', you will see that money=bitches
Therefore, 1000 moneys= one good girl.
To extrapolate further, diving with respect to "money" yields 1 money = $0.00833 This changes everything, because money isn't worth hardly anything.
True. A linear relationship between money and bitches means the equation relating money to bitches is in the form of y=ax+b, where x is money and y is bitches. Consulting the Lil Wayne theorem, if 12 bitches is worth $0.10, then one bitch is $0.0083. Therefore we know that the equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold true and so must 12=a(.1)+b. To find the equation relating money to bitches must have "a" and "b" values which satisfy the two previous equations. Since "Mo'" implies a positive linear relation, we know "a" must be positive. I have done the math for you and found that a=119.96 and b=.0043. So, (Bitches)=119.96(Money) + .0043. To find the number of good girls you get from an amount of money, simply divide the number of bitches by 1000 (because of the Kanye West Theorem).
No but biggie said mo' money= mo' problems so money=problems and since mo' money mo' bitches, we can see that bitches=problems
Well one must first consult the "50 Cent Law": "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems". Here we see that the amount of money is proportionate to the number of problems. Then one must factor one of the basic rules of the "The Carter Theorem" : "I got 99 problem but a bitch ain't one". Here we see that without a "bitch" the average person will have exactly 99 problems.
Therefore the formula must be applied:
(current amount of money) (8.33) / ln[(Problems100-1 ) * (current amount of money)]bitches = worth of bitch
Unfortunately this formula only tells us the value "a bitch" which as we know is only worth one monies
Therefore you must apply
[(worth of bitch) * (problems) * (money-8.33)] + 1 / 1000 = The value of a good girl
Hope this helps
Yeah. No.
That's not how math works.
2pac was merely stating that the derivative of Money in terms of Bitches is strictly positive. More-over, he skipped a lot of steps in his proof and never formally published the full version. I bet you believed Fermat's margins really were too small as well, right?
Imperial bitches is actually a unit of weight. An imperial bitch is ~111.1111111112 pounds.
Theres one fundamental law of math that Lil'Wayne forgot to include in his calculations. We have to follow the law of "bitches ain't shit" theorized by doctor dre himself.
With that principal included we can work out that if bitches aint shit, and a good girl is worth 1,000 bitches, a good girl is still not worth shit.
You're forgetting that Jay-Z published his paper on the "Money Ain't A Thang" theory. Therefore if bitches aren't worth shit then bitches aren't money and so therefore they ARE, in fact, a "Thang".
Is that the transitive property of bitches?
Is it possible that for every bitch, there is an equal and opposite good girl? That doesn't make sense though because kanye said a good girl is worth one thousand bitches. The economics don't make sense.
Newton or kanye is wrong. They cannot both apply their laws to bitches
I think the important part here is, are we assuming that there is 1 good girl for every 1000 bitches. This is a very scary thought. 1/1000 females is a good girl and the other 999 are bitches.
To me this would make my $8.33 a very good investment. I paid at least $3000 for my wife's wedding ring. Could I have bought 360 good girls in stead of 1 good girl? B/c I can't help but feel like I have overpaid for my good girl
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Woody's Deputy Aug 1 @ 2:44am 
To tell you the truth I only deleted you because I was afraid of hurting myself, my feelings for you are the strongest I've felt for anyone in what seems like forever and considering the distance between us and my sense of jealousy I thought maybe it would be for the best if I tried to let it all go but it turns out my will isn't strong enough to do something like that. The more I thought about it the more it killed me inside to know I don't have you around anymore it's like I can't escape the fact that you are everything I've been searching for my entire life. I've never felt this way for someone online before and it all just seems so unreal but to me you are so perfect in every way imaginable my heart quakes at the mere thought of you and the mention of your name since I tried to let go has been enough to have me choking up
I can't make you do or feel anything but I can't hide from what I feel either and I missed you so much
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лиса папа Jul 18, 2018 @ 1:50am 
big dragon man!
Emmett "The Cleft" Peppin Apr 4, 2018 @ 5:58pm 
+rep Saved Our Match
Emmett "The Cleft" Peppin Apr 2, 2018 @ 1:29am 
yeah
Justice Feb 26, 2018 @ 12:05am 
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+rep; nice, fair and fast trader. Did I say nice ?