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Unlocked Jul 26, 2014 @ 1:34pm

Something Sweet...

Solve Vinny's riddle on your first attempt.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2014 @ 2:42pm

You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

Press E on every single bloody thing.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2014 @ 12:29pm


Complete the White Pawn Scenario.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2014 @ 2:39pm

Was any of that real?

Complete the Black Pawn Scenario.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2014 @ 10:14am

Move along, pervert...

Stop looking at the damn picture.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2014 @ 1:28pm

You're not Santa, get out.

Screw around in the fireplace.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2014 @ 2:12pm


Welp, there you go.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2014 @ 11:32am


A sizeable achievement.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2014 @ 1:33pm

One Day.

Find the developer's future game concept art.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2014 @ 12:52pm


Complete the last level with a single bullet.