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Unlocked May 2, 2014 @ 4:19pm

For cash, booze and boobies!

Take the job, survive the horrible intro and start the investigations.
Unlocked May 2, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Grab and run!

With your stealing skills, you should consider a career in Investment Banking!
Unlocked May 2, 2014 @ 5:07pm

Damn you, Darwin!

Meet your first fully-grown Homo Novus.
Unlocked May 2, 2014 @ 5:07pm

Hammered like a boss!

Drink a bottle of "Bavarian Blinder" and enjoy the effects!
Unlocked May 2, 2014 @ 6:24pm

Still on top of the Food Chain!

Survive the first level without getting devoured by hungry mutants.
Unlocked May 2, 2014 @ 6:41pm

Springtime for Hitler and Germany...

...Winter for Poland and France!
Unlocked May 2, 2014 @ 6:48pm

Crimson Jihad!

Build a bomb and blow it up!
Unlocked May 2, 2014 @ 6:29pm

Coke for ammo!

Tinker around with ice-cold cola to get more shotgun ammo.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2015 @ 1:02pm

All mutants must die!

Fight your way through the hatching room.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2015 @ 1:02pm

Radiation Penis Enlargement

It worked on Fukushima Fish, it worked on you!
Unlocked May 3, 2014 @ 11:56pm

Yog-Sothoths Puppetmaster

Resurrect & control a fallen soldier!
Unlocked May 3, 2014 @ 11:23pm

My friend Irwin

Ally up with your friendly mutant neighbour!
Unlocked May 4, 2014 @ 12:02am


Watch at least 2 different propaganda movies.
Unlocked May 4, 2014 @ 12:05am

The secret of the GOLDEN HEAD

Find out what the strange voice meant.
Unlocked May 3, 2014 @ 11:56pm

Cry, Baby, Cry!

Make a little girl scream!
Unlocked May 4, 2014 @ 12:10am

All hail to Romero!

Watch "Night of the Living Dead" ingame
Unlocked May 4, 2014 @ 12:12am

To bones, with love.

Drink some Schnaps with a friendly skeleton.
Unlocked May 4, 2014 @ 12:45am


Sing a proper song for this beauty...
Unlocked May 4, 2014 @ 3:39am

History is for p0rn!

Find a vintage adult movie.
Unlocked May 4, 2014 @ 1:08am


Survive a tentacle-rape-attack without using lube!
Unlocked May 17, 2014 @ 2:47am

GAY-o! It´s OK-o!

Support the equal rights movement to get out alive!
Unlocked May 4, 2014 @ 3:46am

Your gods are dead - Cthulhu is rising!

Get additional informations on the infamous NECRONOMICOM!
Unlocked May 17, 2014 @ 2:53am


Dive in at least two levels in the game.
Unlocked May 17, 2014 @ 3:18am

The holy grail of nerdyness!

Re-program a C64 to get out of the office.
Unlocked May 17, 2014 @ 3:23am

A spark in the dark!

Learn about the ultimate genius, Nikola Tesla.
Unlocked May 17, 2014 @ 3:45am


Meet the lunatic who designed this game.
Unlocked May 17, 2014 @ 4:02am

The Schrödinger-Fermi-Paradoxon

Find out what two of the greatest minds of mankind did to each other...
Unlocked May 17, 2014 @ 4:20am

Rotten kitty, undead kitty...

little claws of fear, feasting kitty, devouring kitty, your end is near!
Unlocked May 17, 2014 @ 4:24am

On the wrong side of the jacquerie!

Discover why Agent Smith shall never gain access to UBERSOLDAT!
Unlocked Apr 6, 2015 @ 1:02pm


Force the Haunebu II flying saucer into retreat!