NeuTronas
NeuTronas.eu - The one who leads you to the Victory.   Stavanger, Rogaland, Norway
 
 
TF2 competitive player. Absolute noob.
I'm a programmer. To save time, let's just assume that I'm never wrong.

The games that I finished and loved them. I will definitely play them again:
Wolfenstein 3D
Doom 1
Doom 2
Wolfestein: Return to castle
Medal of honor 1
Medal of honor 2
Call of duty 1
Hitman: Codename 47
Hitman 2: Silent assasin
Hitman: Blood money
Portal (finished 3x)
Portal 2 (finished 4x)
Hitman: Absolution
Dishonored (finished 2x)
Metro 2033
Metro 2034
Amnesia: The dark descent
Wolfenstein: The New Order
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Currently In-Game
Dota 2
Artwork Showcase
Welcome to my profile
9 2 1
Hello!
Mostly known as NeuTronas a.k.a. N.T.

I'm not lithuanian at all.

LANs attended:
InfoShow LAN 2014 (Dota 2)
BETA LAN (Team Fortress 2)
InfoShow LAN 2015 (Team Fortress 2)

NeuTronas is just so good. [clips.twitch.tv]
If he gets the medic, he's probably the best player in the world [clips.twitch.tv]

My Youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/mrNeutronas?feature=mhum


Videos where i am:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqOfxCKvs4E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuyMQ0rQFkw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksXm0Eu9wIw&feature=feedu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i1GA2UQVUc

http://youtu.be/PyfjbytL_Z4

http://youtu.be/pG_XrEBrgco

http://youtu.be/4wHGwEQL7tQ

http://youtu.be/b4yVHl4dDT4?t

http://youtu.be/h1fmoVl_Q3M

https://youtu.be/q2DSPHI1vMw

https://clips.twitch.tv/CrepuscularRenownedRaccoonLeeroyJenkins

Life's Achievements:
[x] 500 hours of TF2
[x] 1000 hours of TF2
[x] 1500 hours of TF2
[x] 2000 hours of TF2
[x] 2500 hours of TF2
[x] 3000 hours of TF2
[x] 3500 hours of TF2
[x] 4000 hours of TF2
[x] 4500 hours of TF2
[x] 5000 hours of TF2
[x] 5500 hours of TF2
[ ] 6000 hours of TF2

[x] 500 hours of CSS
[ ] 1000 hours of CSS * RIP dream.

[x] 500 hours of Dota 2
[x] 1000 hours of Dota 2
[x] 1500 hours of Dota 2
[x] 2000 hours of Dota 2
[x] 2500 hours of Dota 2
[x] 3000 hours of Dota 2
[ ] 3500 hours of Dota 2

[x] 500 hours of CS:GO
[x] 1000 hours of CS:GO
[x] 1500 hours of CS:GO
[ ] 2000 hours of CS:GO

[x] 50 games in STEAM
[x] 100 games in STEAM
[x] 150 games in STEAM
[x] 200 games in STEAM
[x] 250 games in STEAM
[ ] 300 games in STEAM

Funny lithuanian/english quotes:

Prozein: Man net neidomu tikras givenimas geriau negu kompiuterinei zaidimai
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cappz #easy.tt: jau net real life geriau
cappz #easy.tt: pradet gyvent
cappz #easy.tt: negu goldenas tyme
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NeuTronas: I am god
NeuTronas: :D
3dwa: god of whores
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NeuTronas @ Norway: tu lapas?
3dwa: jo
NeuTronas @ Norway: popieriaus lapas?
3dwa: lapinis lapas
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[15:41:29] Andrejus: neutronai?
[15:41:31] Andrejus: (think)
[15:41:36] NeuTronas: Taip?
[15:41:38] NeuTronas: Andrëjau
[15:41:41] Andrejus: Turiu beda
[15:41:43] Andrejus: kai sysioju skauda
[15:41:44] Andrejus: :/
[15:41:46] Andrejus: ka daryti? :(
[15:41:47] NeuTronas: Nesysiok tada
[15:42:31] Andrejus: Nice :O
[15:42:32] Andrejus: aciu
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bfaalizee: I can't I will have a shower
NeuTronas: You're girl
bfaalizee: You don't know
NeuTronas: Boys don't have showers.
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*Random dude added to the friendlist*
NeuTronas: Hello?
Random: Hi
NeuTronas: Why have you added me to the friendlist?
Random: I just want to have many friends.
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bfaalize?.: I'll make a man out of you at lan
bfaalize?.: yes
bfaalize?.: you vyras
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bfaalize?.: I'm not girl
bfaalize?.: I'm not boy
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NeuTronas: Can you make my dream come true?
Strawberry: Yeah, I can. Like most of guys I'm playing with ;d But still, chances are smaller than chances, that cufky will ever grow up xd
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<NeuTronas> play?
<Beater> faggot
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Swi: k babysitting neutronas
Swi: xD
lemon yra geresne nei lithuania: i wish
lemon yra geresne nei lithuania: i would make that bitch do his hw so hard
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lemon yra geresne nei lithuania: im like dutch stripper at lan
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bella: cufky is telling me he wants to chop his hand off like engy
bella: and masturbate with robotic hand
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DEAD* Paavo the Legend : neutronas has triggerbot
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Y. #th14 (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))): I want to have sex with this music
Y. #th14 (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))): So fucking amazing
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Anakin.: i was sleeping and you raped my ass
Anakin.: now i cant shit for 1 day
Anakin.: 2hardsex mate
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NEUTRONAS NeuTronas: xd
Hippo ultiduome?: xd...
Hippo ultiduome?: it looks like viaduct to me
Hippo ultiduome?: x is the middlepoint
Hippo ultiduome?: and the d is the fucking soldier who jumped me
Hippo ultiduome?: ...
Hippo ultiduome?: are you mocking me?
Hippo ultiduome?: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Hippo ultiduome?: THIS TIME YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE NEUTRONI
Hippo ultiduome?: I HAD ENOUGH
Hippo ultiduome? is now Offline.
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Piktas: ė, davai sugalvojam ką nors sukurti naujo?
NeuTronas: nu tai pagalvok, ko tau kasdien reikia ir nervuoja daryti, tada pagal tai sugalvosim
Piktas: tai nežinau, pavyzdžiui, guminę lėlę kur būna išsižiojusi, tai čia susičiaupusi ir per USB gali keisti išvaizdą, ten raudonodė, geltonodė, juodaodė
NeuTronas: :D Tai dar iš moters vyru pasidaro
Piktas: Tai jo, tinkančią visai šeimai
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Popcorp: :blockmongler: I'LL MAKE YOUR VAGINA BLEED SO HARD, YOU'LL DIE FROM BLOOD LOSS :blockmongler:
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Piktas: esi?
NeuTronas: jo
Piktas: as bbd
Piktas: tuoi nx mesiu pc pro langa
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EDyZ: kai psp leido konsoliu geimai buvo geresni nei pc
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*DEAD* Epster : just report this tf2 hero who came in cs:go and pawn ppl with pathetic hecks
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NeuTronas.eu: ka tu girdi Yanny ar Laurel?
Daugiabučio vairuotojas is now Online.
Daugiabučio vairuotojas: atsipisk
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Ervis: Nusipirkau obuolį, bet nežinojau, kad jis buvo pomidoras, nes man tai buvo obuolys

https://clips.twitch.tv/BoredExquisiteLapwingYouWHY

DAT PIC xDD [fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.hubatka.cz]

Recent Activity

3,200 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
5,607 hrs on record
last played on Mar 25
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Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy,
Burn that sausage just a match or two more done.
Pour my black old coffee longer,
While that smell is gettin' stronger
A semi-meal ain't nuthin' much to want.

Loan me ten, I got a feelin' it'll save me,
With an ornery soul who don't shoot pool for fun,
If that coat'll fit you're wearin',
The Lord'll bless your sharin'
A semi-friend ain't nuthin' much to want.

And let me halfway fall in love,
For pa


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bluR Feb 2 @ 3:32am 
Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.
EDyZ Dec 30, 2018 @ 3:59am 
Pyzdukas
Cosmin băiat fin Dec 22, 2018 @ 10:33am 
go back to dota bro shooters are not for u (:
Вася Рогов Dec 13, 2018 @ 9:38am 
Конченный ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
parsecse Oct 14, 2018 @ 3:09am 
you did well. +rep good entertainment