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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:42am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:48am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:08am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:02am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:48am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:43am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:42pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:21am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:11am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:14am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:21am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:36am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:53am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:48am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:17am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:55am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:53am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:53am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:53am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:14am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:43am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:34am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:11am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:11am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:41am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:57am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:23am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:11am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:53am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:14am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:29am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:24am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:34am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:37am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:22am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:49am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:21am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:24am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:05am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:44am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:46am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:20am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:12am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:04am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:05pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:19am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:25am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:18am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:48am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:21am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:12am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:39am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:22am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:50am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:45am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:40am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:53am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:24am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:33am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 9:32am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:53am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:55am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:41pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:32am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:40am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:00am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:59am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:09am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:56am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:39am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:36am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:02am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:22am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:55am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:46am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:08am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:15am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:16am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:17am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:06am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:08am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:47am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:46am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:55pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:36am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:20am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:28am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:20am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:26am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:34am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:06am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:16am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:21am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:28am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:13am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:36am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:48am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:47am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:09am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:43am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:18am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:18am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:09am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:10am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:02am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:41am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:53am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:08am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:08am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:45am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:45am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:04am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:26am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:03am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:17am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:56am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:50am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:34am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:18am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:18am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:53am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:58am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:03am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:44am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:43am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:13am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:51am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:30am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:41am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:53am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:53am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:53am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:56am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:01am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:10am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:11am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:34am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:53am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:39am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:47am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:04am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:08am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:08am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:08am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:05am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:05am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:06am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:38am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:39am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:05am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:56am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:40am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:21am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:50pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:23am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:22am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:45am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:42am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:57am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:20am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:14am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:02am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:28am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:35am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:50am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:22am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:43am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:56am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:31am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:59am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:45am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:10am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:03am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:02am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:05am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:59am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:38am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:39am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:40am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:03am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:24am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:58am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:33am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:51am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:23am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:19am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:55am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:07am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:39am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:18pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:49am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:52am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:04am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:46am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:23pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:05am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:30am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:38am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:16pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:37am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:11am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:17pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:10am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:55am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:23am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:46am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:56am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:52am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:50am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:22am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:30am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:34am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 7:55am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 9:49am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 7:34am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 6:27am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 6:26am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 5:28am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 6:25am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 6:24am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 11:35am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 7:45am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:25pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:52pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 7:08am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:44am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:08am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:42am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:15am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:58am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:13am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:47am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:47am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 7:45am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:59am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:30am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:30am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:38am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:01am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:51am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:51am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:49am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:49am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:51am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:40am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:05am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:51am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:51am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:03am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:19am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:46am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:36am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:06am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:21am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:37am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:07am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:06pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:42am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:43am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 10:31am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 8:05am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 9:56am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 9:04am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:26am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:26am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:38am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:38am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:55am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:52am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:13am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:53am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:39am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:37am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:21am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 5:22am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:54am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:52am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:53am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:53am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:37pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:45am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:18am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:25am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:09am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:09am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:42am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:07pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:27am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:27am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:34am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:03pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:58am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:52am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:25am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:07am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:38am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:47am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:48am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 7:45am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:18am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:12am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:47am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:59am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:49am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:52am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:19am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:11am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:41am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:05am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:56am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 7:44am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:46am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:39am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:59am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:16am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:40pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:42am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:23am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:23am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:09am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:13am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:02am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:07am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:42pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:53am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:52am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 4:49am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:40am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:05am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:49am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:51am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:14am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:18am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:10am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:10am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:15am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:15am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:41am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:00am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:49pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:14am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:47am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:14am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:39am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:08am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:40am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:00am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:16am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:24am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:50am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:22am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:07am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:52am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:38am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:37am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:20am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:02am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 4:57am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 7:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:46am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:31am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:30am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 4:57am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:43pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 4:47am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 4:48am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 4:48am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:13am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:26am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:10am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:42am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:42am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:08am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:08am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:54am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:17am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 8:50am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:42am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:14am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 7:21am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 11:47am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 4:37am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2022 @ 10:18am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:45pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 1:09pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 1:18pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:33pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 1:18pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 12:50pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 1:29pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 9:12am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 10:34am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 12:24pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 9:27am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 6:49am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:20pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 9:26am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2023 @ 2:19pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:03pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 9:26am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 12:58pm