Weighted Companion Namine
Mike   New Jersey, United States
 
 
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite profile on Steam.

"I spend hundreds of hours playing Dark Souls, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty. Which is when I pause Assassin's Creed and go use the bathroom." - Stephen Colbert

Bazongas are the burning fire at the heart of manhood.

Statistically, these are the safest cars on pandora, let me toss some numbers at you: FIVE, TWENTY THREE, EIGHT HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX.

Am I mad? Probably, but at least I DON'T MAKE POPCORN WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO WORK!

Hamster Drop [www.skylancestudio.com]

The Daily POS [thedailypos.org]
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FaeTheNightborne Dec 22, 2016 @ 8:57pm 
o.o ello
mrj's number1 booty buttcheeks Jan 13, 2015 @ 5:29pm 
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THE HENTAI SQUID OF NETORARE HAS STUCK HIS STICKY SLIMY DIRTY TENTACLES INTO UR PROFILE!!!!!! post this on 5 different profiles or else THIS OVERUSED HENTAI STEREOTYPE CHARACTER IS GOING TO SQUIRT ITS HOT AND STICKY AND STINKY INK INSIDE EACH OF UR WAIFU’S ORIFICES, CREVICES, NOOKS,CRANIES, SLITS, HOLES, SLOTS, CLEFTS, AND NARROW OPENINGS!!!!!!
LD Dec 21, 2013 @ 9:20pm 
I'm here to take you out!
Kurieg Jul 20, 2013 @ 8:41am 
Thanks for the cards.
GraphicJon Sep 14, 2012 @ 9:54pm 
IT'S PRE LOADED OMG
sh4ttereds0ul Jul 15, 2012 @ 8:59am 
needs more cowbell