BEST CHAT #1:
18:17 - ✪Those: Can you give a knife pls
18:19 - ✪Those: pls men plsss
18:19 - ✪Those: u good people
18:21 - NOV∃LIST: what was the most expensive thing you ever got from your parents?
18:22 - ✪Those: My family does not give me money I'm knife lover .s
18:22 - ✪Those: 30 key knife .s
18:24 - ✪Those: pls bro .s
18:25 - NOV∃LIST: ?
18:25 - ✪Those: knife pls
18:27 - NOV∃LIST: lol
18:28 - ✪Those: dont lol
18:28 - ✪Those: plssssss
18:29 - NOV∃LIST: you know what? I can give you something. You're now on my profile
18:29 - ✪Those: Are you serious
18:29 - NOV∃LIST: yes
18:30 - NOV∃LIST: and I can give you something more
18:30 - ✪Those has accepted your request to trade.
(I closed the trade window)
18:30 - NOV∃LIST: nah just kidding
18:30 - ✪Those is now Offline.

BEST CHAT #2:
Ben dover™ w> Gut Sapphire: i need to make at least 1k so i can pay the bills
Ben dover™ w> Gut Sapphire: this is too stressfull
N3 | NOV3LIST: well I can't pay 113 only to make up for your mistakes </3
Ben dover™ w> Gut Sapphire: also, i want to buy my daughter back from mexican sex slave cartels
N3 | NOV3LIST: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ben dover™ w> Gut Sapphire: she costs 20k
Ben dover™ w> Gut Sapphire: they stole her while i was jerking off

BEST CHAT #3:
N3 | NOV3LIST: I think it's easier to find his RL adress and kill him lol
Arcey cstrade.gg: Do it
Arcey cstrade.gg: Send me a cut of his inv and i wont say anything
Arcey cstrade.gg: xD
N3 | NOV3LIST: LOL
Arcey cstrade.gg: I mean hey it isn't illegal until you're caught ;)
N3 | NOV3LIST: and it would be a first too. I don't think anyone ever killed someone for skins
N3 | NOV3LIST: maybe sold a kidney
N3 | NOV3LIST: but not more lol
Arcey cstrade.gg: I mean I can't find any buyers for a testicle unfortunately
Arcey cstrade.gg: Really hard to sell em
N3 | NOV3LIST: why would want to hitler yourself though
Arcey cstrade.gg: Skins>Testicles
Arcey cstrade.gg: I mean you can still work with one
Arcey cstrade.gg: XD
N3 | NOV3LIST: but if there's no downside in having only one testicle why do we have two in the first place
Arcey cstrade.gg: Cause we have 2 ears
Arcey cstrade.gg: and 2 eyes
Arcey cstrade.gg: and 2 nostrils
Arcey cstrade.gg: and 2 feet
Arcey cstrade.gg: and 2 hands
N3 | NOV3LIST: shit you're right
Arcey cstrade.gg: and 2 lungs
Arcey cstrade.gg: We can live with one of everything
Arcey cstrade.gg: 1 eye, 1 lung, 1 foot
N3 | NOV3LIST: so we're basically a human backup within a whole human
Arcey cstrade.gg: Basically
Arcey cstrade.gg: Ill sell 75% of my liver
N3 | NOV3LIST: oooor we have two to sell the useless things for skins
Arcey cstrade.gg: Since you can regenerate it if you have at least 25%
Arcey cstrade.gg: Exactly
Arcey cstrade.gg: We are born ready for skins
Arcey cstrade.gg: I think there was a story where someone was paid 35k for a testicle
Arcey cstrade.gg: I mean
Arcey cstrade.gg: Shit ill sell mine for 10!
N3 | NOV3LIST: 35 grand?
Arcey cstrade.gg: yup
N3 | NOV3LIST: holy fuck
Arcey cstrade.gg: I think it was a university that paid
Arcey cstrade.gg: Ill sell mine for 10k xD
N3 | NOV3LIST: I could buy 2 souvenir FN dlores with that money
Arcey cstrade.gg: Who needs a college fund when you have skins? XD
N3 | NOV3LIST: and name them "Test" and "Icle"
Arcey cstrade.gg: If only I knew where to find buyers
N3 | NOV3LIST: doesn't google help with that? I think universities always would like to have one to show. But if they don't. You're left with the overwhelming feeling of shame for asking a university if they want your balls
Arcey cstrade.gg: I can't have shame when I have no pride
Arcey cstrade.gg: Considering how much time and money I spend on pixels, I have no pride
Arcey cstrade.gg: So I think I'll be fine if they say no, just broke XD
N3 | NOV3LIST: but if you would manage to do it you would be the king of globaloffensivetrade
Arcey cstrade.gg: [PSA] Universities pay upwards of 20k in CSGO skins for a single testicle!
Arcey cstrade.gg: xD
N3 | NOV3LIST: lol
Arcey cstrade.gg: I'd still get downvotes lol
N3 | NOV3LIST: I would do it the other way
N3 | NOV3LIST: get people to sell you their testicles and sell those towards universities
N3 | NOV3LIST: easy profit
Arcey cstrade.gg: And you keep a ball as backup on your person!
Arcey cstrade.gg: Genius!
N3 | NOV3LIST: what am I talking about. human trafficking for csgo skins is the ultimate level
Arcey cstrade.gg: I mean
Arcey cstrade.gg: I'm talking about it too
Arcey cstrade.gg: xD
N3 | NOV3LIST: if I could get paid in fire serpents for sucking dick I would consider it too
N3 | NOV3LIST: I probably shouldn't have said that
Arcey cstrade.gg: I would too
N3 | NOV3LIST: thank god
Arcey cstrade.gg: Shit I'll take it up the ass if the price is right
Arcey cstrade.gg: A fn fire serp is a fn fire serp xD
N3 | NOV3LIST: I literally spilled my beer everywhere
Arcey cstrade.gg: lmao
N3 | NOV3LIST: girls I met told me anal is like pooping, if it's really like that I'd make a business out of fucking for dlores
Arcey cstrade.gg: Dlores?
Arcey cstrade.gg: Damn you expensive
N3 | NOV3LIST: or medusas. dlores might be a bit expensive yeah
Arcey cstrade.gg: Ill do it for kara dopplers or m9 ttooths XD
Arcey cstrade.gg: lol
N3 | NOV3LIST: "put your tiger tooth up my ass if you go first in steam"
Arcey cstrade.gg: ^
Arcey cstrade.gg: lol
N3 | NOV3LIST: alright I can't take it anymore lol Enough with that haha
Arcey cstrade.gg: lmfao
Arcey cstrade.gg: Did the knife penetrate too deep? O.O
Arcey cstrade.gg: lmao
N3 | NOV3LIST: I literally spent the last 30 minutes talking about trading my inner organs and sexual actions for csgo skins
Arcey cstrade.gg: Same
N3 | NOV3LIST: that's how I wanted my trading comeback to be
Arcey cstrade.gg: lmao glad i made it happen
N3 | NOV3LIST: yeah I thank you as deep as I can for that.
Arcey cstrade.gg: Np
Arcey cstrade.gg: xD