NGCHunter2
Lukas Zimmermann   Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
 
 
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NGCHunter2
Specs:
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 2700
GPU: Gainward NVidia GeForce GTX 1070 Ti
RAM: 32GB
MB: MSI X470 GAMING PLUS
SSD: 1TB
HDD: 2TB
OS: Windows 10 64-bit

Average Completion Percentage Record:
2020-06-25: 95.9642% [Steam is still learning about 4 games]
6 broken, 129 unobtainable, 38 not counting.

A collection of ridiculous AI-generated quotes:
aka InspiroBot [inspirobot.me]

• If you can't smell it, you can't trust it.
• "Bar" is just another word for "Insane asylum".
• The only distinction between daylight and a cat is that a cat actually works.
• Try to understand the spiritual dimension of punching someone in the face.
• Don't let anyone tell you you're not in hell.
• It's your lucky day! Here come desperate people!
• To some it's personality. To others it's something else... it's a crab.
• The human brain can be a boring helicopter ride.
• If you are the only one laughing in the apocalypse, you are in the wrong apocalypse.
• Please don't fix somebody. Aim higher.
• Melodies are 110 percent prefabricated.
• Loneliness is a joke saying <<hello>>.
• Reality can be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up picnic.
• We can make creatures on other planets disappear.
• The sugar industry. It's an actual thing.
• Marriage can be like the wild west. Temporary.
• You can take the heart attack out of the garden, but you can't take the garden out of the heart attack.
• Coalminers. They just want to tickle you.
• A child is just your genes wearing a mask.
• Keep calm and freak out.
• Teaching a bear how to form a deep, personal bond with a physiotherapist is obviously not as meaningless for the physiotherapist as it is to the bear.
• In front of every confusion there's jet fuel.
• Education is just a sinking ship struggling to stay relevant.
• A wish a day keeps the metric system away.
• There's no "i" in "stupidity".
• Don't ever eat some random pedestrian. It hurts them.
• Stop saying "I'm hungry", and start saying "I'm empty inside".
• Girls become girls out of laziness.
• Chase off innocent people when they are skateboarding.
• To be serious for a moment, getting stabbed can be very demotivating.
• Certain types of people become car salesmen because the reptilians don't eat car salesman.
• Tickle a cockroach if you feel like it.
• Are you sad? Try again. This time with a friend.
• Don't die. Man up your caterpillar.
• Stand up straight and adjust your tongue and pretend you're not.
• Punch yourself in the face, invent gunpowder, and your friends will still die in the end.
• A black cat is a sign from God, telling you that existence is a waterslide.
• Your mom is a bank robber. ♥♥♥♥ yeah. A bank robber. Fact.
• Why aren't more people trying to make intercontinental ballistic missiles go rampant?
• Show your support for wanted criminals while they're meditating.
• Security begins at the end of shoes. That's why it's called security.
• Having a panic attack? Don't worry.
• Trade is pointless in the eyes of cows.
• Being famous is 50 percent failure of imagination, and 50 percent failure of imagination.
• The snake in the garden is on speed.
• Semen is a dancer floating on a river of sadness.
• Don't be a good husband. Be Batman.
• Chimpanzee up the discount.
• Paranoia and body odour are two sides of the same coin.
• Never poke your dog. It's your dog, stupid!
• Desire the femininity of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
• Getting bummed? No more herbal tea for you.
• Don't suffocate enemies. Suffocate some guy named Steve.
• Marriage is a lot like the Spanish Inquisition.
• Finding a wife is not a question of "why not", but "wuddup ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥".
• Don't try to ride a giraffe if you encounter one on the street.
• The future is often like a sausage factory. You know you won't get out alive.
• Vitamins are coming to get you!
• Starvation is a prostitute no man can marry.
• You are insane. But not as insane as a boat.
• Never arrest your lawyer.
Games completed 100%
• 2021-10-23: Rekindle
• 2021-10-22: EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: WORLD BROTHERS
• 2021-10-22: Adorable Witch 2
• 2021-10-03: Destroy All Humans!
• 2021-08-29: Batman™: Arkham Origins
• 2021-07-27: Shades of Sakura
• 2021-07-27: RoboLife-Days with Aino
• 2021-06-29: Adorable Witch
• 2021-05-08: SG/ZH: School Girl/Zombie Hunter
• 2021-05-01: EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: IRON RAIN
• 2021-04-03: Loopomotive
• 2021-03-21: Hidden Folks
• 2021-02-27: EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1 WINGDIVER THE SHOOTER
• 2021-02-26: Riptide GP2
• 2021-02-19: Rover Mechanic Simulator
• 2021-01-24: Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories

• 2020-12-24: Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon
• 2020-09-11: Mirror's Edge™ Catalyst
• 2020-08-25: STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™ ³
• 2020-08-07: Mad Father
• 2020-07-12: ReCore: Definitive Edition
• 2020-06-18: Ever Forward Prologue
• 2020-06-10: The Ball
• 2020-05-24: Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
• 2020-02-28: Lost Planet 3
• 2020-01-13: Papo & Yo
• 2020-01-09: Shadow of the Tomb Raider

• 2019-12-04: Montaro
• 2019-11-29: Batman: Arkham City GOTY ²
• 2019-11-26: Serial Cleaner
• 2019-11-22: LEGO® The Hobbit™
• 2019-11-16: Bridge Constructor Portal
• 2019-11-09: LEGO® The Lord of the Rings™
• 2019-10-25: Diamond Joyce and the Secrets of Crystal Cave
• 2019-08-29: Riptide GP: Renegade
• 2019-08-06: Quantum Break
• 2019-07-08: Snake Pass
• 2019-07-04: Broforce
• 2019-06-13: Gunpoint
• 2019-06-09: Hade
• 2019-06-03: Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered
• 2019-05-19: Trine 3: The Artifacts of Power
• 2019-05-15: Spec Ops: The Line
• 2019-04-17: LEGO® Jurassic World
• 2019-03-15: Red Faction: Armageddon
• 2019-02-05: Adam's Venture Chronicles
• 2019-02-04: Marlow Briggs
• 2019-01-28: Tomb Raider (2013)
• 2019-01-27: What Never Was
• 2019-01-20: Quantum Conundrum
• 2019-01-06: Strange Brigade

• 2018-11-18: Geostorm
• 2018-09-29: Crimsonland
• 2018-08-31: Renegade Ops
• 2018-08-18: Saints Row 3
• 2018-07-26: Stick Fight: The Game
• 2018-07-26: Just Cause 3
• 2018-07-09: Bridge Constructor
• 2018-07-01: Rise of the Tomb Raider ²
• 2018-07-01: Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris
• 2018-06-21: Door Kickers
• 2018-05-11: Just Cause 2
• 2018-03-04: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
• 2018-03-03: Lara Croft GO ²
• 2018-02-26: Batman™: Arkham Knight ²
• 2018-02-04: ENSLAVED™: Odyssey to the West™ ¹
• 2018-01-20: Life is Strange™
• 2018-01-06: Redout: Enhanced Edition

• 2017-10-21: Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition ²
• 2017-10-09: Submerged
• 2017-09-17: Machinarium
• 2017-09-13: Vector
• 2017-09-02: Remember Me ²
• 2017-08-20: Halo: Spartan Strike ²
• 2017-08-13: Halo: Spartan Assault ²
• 2017-08-06: Portal ²
• 2017-07-15: LEGO® City Undercover ¹
• 2017-06-30: Portal Stories: Mel ²
• 2017-06-26: Portal 2 ²

¹ partially completed offline; playtime not accurate
² partially completed offline; playtime and achievement unlock dates not accurate
³ retroactive Origin achievements; achievement unlock dates not accurate
⁴ retroactive Origin achievements; playtime and achievement unlock dates not accurate
⁵ Demo achievement progress carried over; some achievement unlock dates not accurate

Recent Activity

194 hrs on record
last played on Dec 3
116 hrs on record
last played on Nov 24
Hello! Added to asking you about survival achievements in Deadfall Adventures.
abidzhail Sep 20 @ 11:59am 
Burnout achivements?
Last Storm Mar 1 @ 8:02am 
+rep Awesome guy to hang out with, very nice and chill at all times!
+rep EDF! EDF!
Captainn Oct 30, 2019 @ 12:29pm 
No one cares
NGCHunter2 Oct 30, 2019 @ 4:35am 
@✪Cαρтαιη✪
You know, I'm not sure whether you're familiar with the official meaning of being toxic... "extremely harsh, malicious, or harmful". I don't see how me saying "wait until release before you hate a game/dev/publisher" is toxic, but go you. 👍🏻