The Lard Guardian
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
 
 
You fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.
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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz 20 Nov, 2017 @ 11:20am 
Hey, ♥♥♥. You think you're hot ♥♥♥♥? Just because you troll HL2RP servers doesn't make you cool. You're not "an epick troll" OKAY? I'd say that you're twelve years old, but even a six year old isn't as immature as you. You don't understand how to roleplay, and you never will. You don't understand that ERP makes BONDS between characters, OKAY BUDDY? Just because I ERP doesn't mean I'm a ♥♥♥♥ing loser. You're the ♥♥♥♥ING LOSER for trolling every single day on servers where people just want to roleplay peacefully. ♥♥♥♥ YOU!!! You ♥♥♥♥ing stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just because you have some ESP from ♥♥♥♥ or some dumb ♥♥♥♥ doesn't make you a ♥♥♥♥ING HACKER, stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. Watch out around me buddy, because I'm 6'3" and 230 pounds of muscle, ♥♥♥♥ing idiot. I have your address, and I'm not afraid to do ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ING ♥♥♥♥♥! If you haven't gotten it through your ♥♥♥♥ing THICK SKULL yet, ♥♥♥♥ YOU RETARD!!! And don't make fun of my autism either!! I'm smarter and more mature than you, ♥♥♥♥ING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mr. Speedumm ✅ bitskins.com 18 Jul, 2017 @ 9:24am 
If you could give me your trade url, so I could send your reward. :)
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz 26 Jun, 2017 @ 10:32pm 
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.
Thor Strindberg 30 May, 2017 @ 5:33pm 
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Shaved Parmesean Cheese 17 Mar, 2017 @ 10:18pm 
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