Absolute Madman ✨
Murher "Madman" Jimino   United States
 
 
"There is no enemy. The foe on the battlefield is merely the manifestation of that which we must overcome. He is doubt, and fear, and despair. Every battle is fought within. Conquer the battlefield that lies inside you, and the enemy disappears like the illusion he is." -Rogal Dorn
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===Info===
Name: Murher, Mason, Mace, Madman, Absolute
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Brother of Death
Relationship Status: Companion, ho!
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=Quotes=

-Tis what thine posse throw down to whilst engaged in the most hardcore gatherings of intense merriment.
-Thine path chosen wasn't rascal life, the rascal life hath chosen me.
-"Nice skybox, shame about the game!" -Yatzee
-Look at this net. That I just came across in the general vicinity.
-If it isn't old and spicy, we don't want it.
-Like shit scoob, we're in for it now!
-By my calculations...
-No Cool dudes allowed, very illegal
-E X T R A T H I C C
-FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR
-This tea, I say, is excatly what I required on a day like today.
-I added paul walker on Xbox,but he spends all his time on the dashboard.
-Leave a goddamn comment on my profile, and I swear to god, I will love you for it.
-GET CHA DICKS IN THE DIRT!
-Germany is a massive example of the phrase, "3rd time's the charm."
-INFORMATION OVERLOAD!
-Were it so easy.
-These servers are chugging like a coal train!
-157.1 hours in a week? Thats... There are only 168 hours in a week! I spent almost a whole week on steam!
-WAJT
-Your life is just your life flashing before your eyes and you are already dying. Make sure you like what you see.
-When I die, my rigor mortis will be just my middle finger up. Just for you guys
-"Spiciest wankshot in history of man." -Burno
-B O O M S H A K A L A K A
-"That's what you get for expecting me to do the job for which I am paid!"
-"Eat Asphalt, Asphalt Eaters."
-My victory will be slow, but certain.
-"Ashes to ashes, butts to butts."
-"Its not gay, its art." -Matt 2017
-Confusingly German and really angry.
-If I could touch the sky, I would want to.
-What more could a man want more than a fabricated lifestyle?
-I'MMNA, I'MMNA STICK MY DICK IN THE SKIM MILK
-History has just been building material for memes.
-Can you don't?
-Chillax, theres an art to it.
-Que Sera, Sera. What will be, will be.
-Life is meaningless and death approaches.
-Welcome! Here, have a Fishy Stick!
-I'm tired of playing games that feel like they just want money instead of an artist who had a vision they wanted to share.
-Innocent until proven filthy.
-No. No more dancing or any other canadian tricks.
-Thats my purse! I don't know you!
-Sounds like a job for... Someone else man!
-Resistance: Because if we fight, we might lose, but if we don't fight we've already lost.
-I hate creation club with a burning passion, and have a literal disgust whenever I play a Bethesda game.
-The memes of old were so cheery and excited. Today's memes are either too deep into depression or beyond shitposting. I wouldn't have it any other way.
-"No matter how many relationships we seem to have, we’re all alone." -Takane
-HO MAMA
-What a blin
-Weltschmerz
-Mama mia, Papa Pia, Babys' got that diarrhea
- I swear if I’m not of that list I’m going to steal Santa sleigh and run over someone’s grandma.
-Mike What're you doing?" "I'm addressing the people... also committing elaborate suicide."
-"Blind People can't be gay." -Piss Nation
-You wear a shoe on your dick?
-Always keep Dunning-Kruger in the back of your mind whenever you do something skill related.
-"Go where the challenge is greatest." -Brogakh the Steel Heart
-I think, therefore I am. Cogito ergo sum,
-Drugs are a hell of a drug.
-Onikaan Uv Mulaag. Wisdom, or power.
-Science does not take sides, but sides often side by science.
-Trust me, I am FAR too angry to accept failure.
-Just like a regular dream, the American one can turn into a nightmare in the blink of an eye.
-ALRIGHT, BROTHERS UNITE, TOGETHER WE'LL RAM THE WORLD! -Barbarion
-'Destroy what destroys you' - SYNLAKROSS
-No swearing in space
-F.u.c.k
-I basically told the DM to blow me when I spec'd exclusivly into int. Now I roll around in my wheel chair doing black holes and shit.
-"Tchaikovsky, cannons are not instruments." "Yes they are and I'm going to use 21 of them." "Tchaikovsky, no." "Tchaikovsky, yes . "
-Its ya boi, Gimli.
-Erection, Hard-On, Boner, UPPER CASE PENIS
-"When one learns to find what they hate and what enrages them as amusing, you have not only mastered your frustration, you have weaponized it. This metacognitive strength will allow you unsurpassed ability to manage life and its issues.
-DEEZ HUMMIES GOTS US INNA SITUATION HERES BOYZ
-My body is merely a weapons platform for my MONSTER DONG!
-Absolutely nothing on this dimension is harder than me
-Wanna smash bros?
-PREPARE TO DEEP STRIKE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41d3apmk6eM
-Tits > Ass. Poop dosen't come out of tits. Argue with this I dare you.
-Oh man, it hurts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXCKLJGLENs
-AND THEY GOT' FACE KNIVES
-Ah ha ha! The cobras would burn as well you stupid b*tch!
-Don't accept death, don't accept end, do not accept the finality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25qzDhGLx8
-I bet the Heretics on Necromunda don’t even say an hour long High Gothic prayer before flipping a light switch, absolute degenerates.
-WHOEVER SAID THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD OBVIOUSLY NEVER ENCOUNTERED PLASMA WEAPONS.
-"You are such a slut Madman."
-I think thats because we'd rather not die, sir.
-*Thud Thud* "VULKAN LIVES!"
-BRUTHA, I AM PINNED HERE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg
-I have 69 friends online. Nice.
-“Smooth operating gangster of love”
-Insert dominance, T-Pose to show those around you who is in charge.
-Knee pads? Are those like period pads for bloody knees?
-I sexualize daemons because I like dom women. :chaos_star:
-If you're the smartest person in the room, you're the wrong room.
-Brother if you keep moving it is going to be a lot harder to sew your face back on.
-That's a nice body you got there. Mind if I get a closer look?
-Slaanesh says, "Make love AND war!"
-𝓣𝓱ᴀ𝓽´ˢ 𝓱o𝓽.
-WWI was a horrid war. It was the last time in recorded history where humanity came together with arms slung on their back rather than aimed at each other. Humanity can be good. I have cried many tears over people I have not known and actions I could not stop, this gives others hope that perhaps we can really lay down arms for good.
-War is not eternal, suffering perhaps, but we needn't fight eachother for any reason.
-"Hey Mike, Uhhhhhhhh sorry for not texting you. I woke up with my belt off and my zipper down on the floor next to a friend."
-Tear out their heart and dance in their blood.
-B j o r n
-Then the wolves came...
-You don't need to pass an IQ test to be a senator.
-B o o f.

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:we_are_your_children: how u doing c:
Psymon Aug 18 @ 3:27am 
love ya
Psymon Aug 18 @ 3:27am 
absolute madman, hope ur doing good bro lvoe ya.
❤🎃MikeyTheWitch🎃❤ Aug 18 @ 2:04am 
*boop* <3
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