Absolute Madman ✨
A country in Greece   New Hampshire, United States
 
 
Sigmar bless my body, hopefully ravaging it.
If you add me for no good reason I won't accept, additionally, if I unfriended you, I am sorry, it's likely because we never play anything together or haven't spoken in like years.
Most Recent Quote: -"I can take on two orcs at the same time!" -A famous ♥♥♥♥


New quotes

-"Drywall Time." -Rose 2k20
-"But my pp" -Boolister 2k20
-What a world we live in where you can order anything your heart desires except a meaningful interaction. Not like going outside helps with that.
-I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BURST YE'
-Be gone ♥♥♥♥? Not in this house. We welcome ♥♥♥♥♥. It's like a malfunctioning adoption center for the perverse.
-THERE IS NO QUOTE

TAKE OFF YOUR DATE OUTFIT
-In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
-No Party like a Boarding Party!
-"This puss is bomb. Like lebonon. Too soon?" -Mikey 2k20
-Ah, at last, the Wood Elves are silenced by my Dongliz.
Currently Offline
My random stuff I've collected over the years
-Tis what thine posse throw down to whilst engaged in the most hardcore gatherings of intense merriment.
-Thine path chosen wasn't rascal life, the rascal life hath chosen me.
-"Nice skybox, shame about the game!" -Yatzee
-Look at this net. That I just came across in the general vicinity.
-If it isn't old and spicy, we don't want it.
-Like ♥♥♥♥ scoob, we're in for it now!
--By my calculations...
-No Cool dudes allowed, very illegal
--E X T R A T H I C C
-FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR
-This tea, I say, is excatly what I required on a day like today.
-I added paul walker on Xbox,but he spends all his time on the dashboard.
-Leave a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment on my profile, and I swear to god, I will love you for it.
-GET CHA ♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE DIRT!
-Germany is a massive example of the phrase, "3rd time's the charm."
-INFORMATION OVERLOAD!
-Were it so easy.
-These servers are chugging like a coal train!
-157.1 hours in a week? Thats... There are only 168 hours in a week! I spent almost a whole week on steam!
-WAJT
-Your life is just your life flashing before your eyes and you are already dying. Make sure you like what you see.
-When I die, my rigor mortis will be just my middle finger up. Just for you guys
-"Spiciest wankshot in history of man." -Burno
-B O O M S H A K A L A K A
-"That's what you get for expecting me to do the job for which I am paid!"
-"Eat Asphalt, Asphalt Eaters."
-My victory will be slow, but certain.
-"Ashes to ashes, butts to butts." -DJ 2016
-"Its not gay, its art." -Matt 2017
-Confusingly German and really angry.
-If I could touch the sky, I would want to.
-What more could a man want more than a fabricated lifestyle?
-I'MMNA, I'MMNA STICK MY ♥♥♥♥ IN THE SKIM MILK
-History has just been building material for memes.
-Can you don't?
-Chillax, theres an art to it.
-Que Sera, Sera. What will be, will be.
-Life is meaningless and death approaches.
-Welcome! Here, have a Fishy Stick!
-I'm tired of playing games that feel like they just want money instead of an artist who had a vision they wanted to share.
-Innocent until proven filthy.
-No. No more dancing or any other canadian tricks.
-Thats my purse! I don't know you!
-Sounds like a job for... Someone else man!
-Resistance: Because if we fight, we might lose, but if we don't fight we've already lost.
-I hate creation club with a burning passion, and have a literal disgust whenever I play a Bethesda game.
-The memes of old were so cheery and excited. Today's memes are either too deep into depression or beyond ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I wouldn't have it any other way.
-"No matter how many relationships we seem to have, we’re all alone." -Takane
-HO MAMA
-What a blin
-Weltschmerz
-Mama mia, Papa Pia, Babys' got that diarrhea
- I swear if I’m not of that list I’m going to steal Santa sleigh and run over someone’s grandma.
-Mike What're you doing?" "I'm addressing the people... also committing elaborate suicide."
-"Blind People can't be gay." -Piss Nation
-You wear a shoe on your ♥♥♥♥?
-Always keep Dunning-Kruger in the back of your mind whenever you do something skill related.
-"Go where the challenge is greatest." -Brogakh the Steel Heart
-I think, therefore I am. Cogito ergo sum,
-Drugs are a hell of a drug.
-Onikaan Uv Mulaag. Wisdom, or power.
-Science does not take sides, but sides often side by science.
-Trust me, I am FAR too angry to accept failure.
-Just like a regular dream, the American one can turn into a nightmare in the blink of an eye.
-ALRIGHT, BROTHERS UNITE, TOGETHER WE'LL RAM THE WORLD! -Barbarion
-'Destroy what destroys you' - SYNLAKROSS
-No swearing in space
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-I basically told the DM to blow me when I spec'd exclusivly into int. Now I roll around in my wheel chair doing black holes and ♥♥♥♥.
-"Tchaikovsky, cannons are not instruments." "Yes they are and I'm going to use 21 of them." "Tchaikovsky, no." "Tchaikovsky, yes . "
-Its ya boi, Gimli.
-Erection, Hard-On, Boner, UPPER CASE PENIS
-"When one learns to find what they hate and what enrages them as amusing, you have not only mastered your frustration, you have weaponized it. This metacognitive strength will allow you unsurpassed ability to manage life and its issues.
-DEEZ HUMMIES GOTS US INNA SITUATION HERES BOYZ
-My body is merely a weapons platform for my MONSTER DONG!
-Absolutely nothing on this dimension is harder than me
-Wanna smash bros?
-PREPARE TO DEEP STRIKE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41d3apmk6eM
-Tits > Ass. Poop dosen't come out of tits. Argue with this I dare you.
-AND THEY GOT' FACE KNIVES
-Ah ha ha! The cobras would burn as well you stupid b*tch!
-Don't accept death, don't accept end, do not accept the finality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25qzDhGLx8
-I bet the Heretics on Necromunda don’t even say an hour long High Gothic prayer before flipping a light switch, absolute degenerates.
-WHOEVER SAID THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD OBVIOUSLY NEVER ENCOUNTERED PLASMA WEAPONS.
-"You are such a ♥♥♥♥ Madman."
-I think thats because we'd rather not die, sir.
-*Thud Thud* "VULKAN LIVES!"
-BRUTHA, I AM PINNED HERE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg
-I have 69 friends online. Nice.
-“Smooth operating gangster of love”
-Insert dominance, T-Pose to show those around you who is in charge.
-Knee pads? Are those like period pads for bloody knees?
-I sexualize daemons because I like dom women. :chaos_star:
-If you're the smartest person in the room, you're the wrong room.
-Brother if you keep moving it is going to be a lot harder to sew your face back on.
-That's a nice body you got there. Mind if I get a closer look?
-Slaanesh says, "Make love AND war!"
-𝓣𝓱ᴀ𝓽´ˢ 𝓱o𝓽.
-WWI was a horrid war. It was the last time in recorded history where humanity came together with arms slung on their back rather than aimed at each other. Humanity can be good. I have cried many tears over people I have not known and actions I could not stop, this gives others hope that perhaps we can really lay down arms for good.
-War is not eternal, suffering perhaps, but we needn't fight eachother for any reason.
-"Hey Mike, Uhhhhhhhh sorry for not texting you. I woke up with my belt off and my zipper down on the floor next to a friend."
-Tear out their heart and dance in their blood.
-B j o r n
-Then the wolves came...
-You don't need to pass an IQ test to be a senator.
-B o o f.
-Certified sinner.
-"Where else are they supposed to ♥♥♥♥?" -Eryn 2k19
-Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving forward." -Albert Einstein
-I feel the rising surge in the urge to purge.
-Certified Sinner and oddball.
-I can stop bullets with my mind!!! -Grunt
-The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
-"History does not repeat itself but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
-Silence Brand
-The T'au and their player-base can shove right off.
-Perfectam Sui Ipsius, Anima Perfecta
-Send off the bastards, its krumpin' time!
-Remember , it's not degeneracy if you can't feel shame.
-Please redirect your eyes onto the screen and enter a more suggestive state.
-"I'm certainly going to play this to win, but primarily, I'm gonna try and kill as many of them as possible."
-Ring around the Rosie, Satanic circle homies
-"6 tits? Wow, that's 200% better than 2 tits!"
-Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer!
-"Don't feed the mouth that bites you."
-"The great plan expects sacrifices. Your virginity is one of them." -Kallie 2k20
-Listen, if my back isn't scratched to hell by the time we're done with this, we'll have to try again until you get it right.
-It`s not a defeat, it is a backwards offensive.
-"Dying in my army is a crime punishable by death." -LegendOfTotalWar 2020
-"We can't dodge the punch at this point, but we can start working on the bruise." -Tinbe 2k21
-"Fest Sentralen" -Zad 2k21
-"Grab the grenades, here come the polar bears"
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Fearlessrunner Apr 7 @ 8:56pm 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls
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Absolute Madman ✨ Nov 1, 2020 @ 8:41pm 
Absolutely, agreed
Anti Lewd Zone Oct 27, 2020 @ 11:16am 
Hmmm... interesting, this profile smells of horny
Katmorphous333 Oct 24, 2020 @ 6:02pm 
lol ♥♥♥
pogenicT Oct 18, 2020 @ 8:33am 
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