Absolute Slutsman ✨
Whatever turns you on the most   New Hampshire, United States
I will do you. I will do them. I will do everybody.

I collect quotes, tell me something memorable, hm?
-"Drywall Time." -Rose 2k20
-"But my pp" -Boolister 2k20
-What a world we live in where you can order anything your heart desires except a meaningful interaction. Not like going outside helps with that.
-I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BURST YE'
-Be gone slut? Not in this house. We welcome sluts. It's like a malfunctioning adoption center for the perverse.

-In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
-No Party like a Boarding Party!
-"This puss is bomb. Like lebonon. Too soon?" -Mikey 2k20
-Ah, at last, the Wood Elves are silenced by my Dongliz.
-"I can take on two orcs at the same time!" -A famous slut
-Sigmar bless my body, hopefully ravaging it.
-"You gotta micro dose your ♥♥♥♥-water." -Matt 2k22
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My random stuff I've collected over the years
-Tis what thine posse throw down to whilst engaged in the most hardcore gatherings of intense merriment.
-Thine path chosen wasn't rascal life, the rascal life hath chosen me.
-"Nice skybox, shame about the game!" -Yatzee
-Look at this net. That I just came across in the general vicinity.
-If it isn't old and spicy, we don't want it.
-Like ♥♥♥♥ scoob, we're in for it now!
--By my calculations...
-No Cool dudes allowed, very illegal
--E X T R A T H I C C
-This tea, I say, is excatly what I required on a day like today.
-I added paul walker on Xbox,but he spends all his time on the dashboard.
-Leave a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment on my profile, and I swear to god, I will love you for it.
-Germany is a massive example of the phrase, "3rd time's the charm."
-Were it so easy.
-These servers are chugging like a coal train!
-157.1 hours in a week? Thats... There are only 168 hours in a week! I spent almost a whole week on steam!
-Your life is just your life flashing before your eyes and you are already dying. Make sure you like what you see.
-When I die, my rigor mortis will be just my middle finger up. Just for you guys
-"Spiciest wankshot in history of man." -Burno
-B O O M S H A K A L A K A
-"That's what you get for expecting me to do the job for which I am paid!"
-"Eat Asphalt, Asphalt Eaters."
-My victory will be slow, but certain.
-"Ashes to ashes, butts to butts." -DJ 2016
-"Its not gay, its art." -Matt 2017
-Confusingly German and really angry.
-If I could touch the sky, I would want to.
-What more could a man want more than a fabricated lifestyle?
-History has just been building material for memes.
-Can you don't?
-Chillax, theres an art to it.
-Que Sera, Sera. What will be, will be.
-Life is meaningless and death approaches.
-Welcome! Here, have a Fishy Stick!
-I'm tired of playing games that feel like they just want money instead of an artist who had a vision they wanted to share.
-Innocent until proven filthy.
-No. No more dancing or any other canadian tricks.
-Thats my purse! I don't know you!
-Sounds like a job for... Someone else man!
-Resistance: Because if we fight, we might lose, but if we don't fight we've already lost.
-I hate creation club with a burning passion, and have a literal disgust whenever I play a Bethesda game.
-The memes of old were so cheery and excited. Today's memes are either too deep into depression or beyond ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I wouldn't have it any other way.
-"No matter how many relationships we seem to have, we’re all alone." -Takane
-What a blin
-Mama mia, Papa Pia, Babys' got that diarrhea
- I swear if I’m not of that list I’m going to steal Santa sleigh and run over someone’s grandma.
-Mike What're you doing?" "I'm addressing the people... also committing elaborate suicide."
-"Blind People can't be gay." -Piss Nation
-You wear a shoe on your ♥♥♥♥?
-Always keep Dunning-Kruger in the back of your mind whenever you do something skill related.
-"Go where the challenge is greatest." -Brogakh the Steel Heart
-I think, therefore I am. Cogito ergo sum,
-Drugs are a hell of a drug.
-Onikaan Uv Mulaag. Wisdom, or power.
-Science does not take sides, but sides often side by science.
-Trust me, I am FAR too angry to accept failure.
-Just like a regular dream, the American one can turn into a nightmare in the blink of an eye.
-'Destroy what destroys you' - SYNLAKROSS
-No swearing in space
-I basically told the DM to blow me when I spec'd exclusivly into int. Now I roll around in my wheel chair doing black holes and ♥♥♥♥.
-"Tchaikovsky, cannons are not instruments." "Yes they are and I'm going to use 21 of them." "Tchaikovsky, no." "Tchaikovsky, yes . "
-Its ya boi, Gimli.
-Erection, Hard-On, Boner, UPPER CASE PENIS
-"When one learns to find what they hate and what enrages them as amusing, you have not only mastered your frustration, you have weaponized it. This metacognitive strength will allow you unsurpassed ability to manage life and its issues.
-My body is merely a weapons platform for my MONSTER DONG!
-Absolutely nothing on this dimension is harder than me
-Wanna smash bros?
-PREPARE TO DEEP STRIKE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41d3apmk6eM
-Tits > Ass. Poop dosen't come out of tits. Argue with this I dare you.
-Ah ha ha! The cobras would burn as well you stupid b*tch!
-Don't accept death, don't accept end, do not accept the finality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25qzDhGLx8
-I bet the Heretics on Necromunda don’t even say an hour long High Gothic prayer before flipping a light switch, absolute degenerates.
-"You are such a slut Madman."
-I think thats because we'd rather not die, sir.
-*Thud Thud* "VULKAN LIVES!"
-BRUTHA, I AM PINNED HERE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg
-I have 69 friends online. Nice.
-“Smooth operating gangster of love”
-Insert dominance, T-Pose to show those around you who is in charge.
-Knee pads? Are those like period pads for bloody knees?
-I sexualize daemons because I like dom women. :chaos_star:
-If you're the smartest person in the room, you're the wrong room.
-Brother if you keep moving it is going to be a lot harder to sew your face back on.
-That's a nice body you got there. Mind if I get a closer look?
-Slaanesh says, "Make love AND war!"
-𝓣𝓱ᴀ𝓽´ˢ 𝓱o𝓽.
-WWI was a horrid war. It was the last time in recorded history where humanity came together with arms slung on their back rather than aimed at each other. Humanity can be good. I have cried many tears over people I have not known and actions I could not stop, this gives others hope that perhaps we can really lay down arms for good.
-War is not eternal, suffering perhaps, but we needn't fight eachother for any reason.
-"Hey Mike, Uhhhhhhhh sorry for not texting you. I woke up with my belt off and my zipper down on the floor next to a friend."
-Tear out their heart and dance in their blood.
-B j o r n
-Then the wolves came...
-You don't need to pass an IQ test to be a senator.
-B o o f.
-Certified sinner.
-"Where else are they supposed to ♥♥♥♥?" -Eryn 2k19
-Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving forward." -Albert Einstein
-I feel the rising surge in the urge to purge.
-Certified Sinner and oddball.
-I can stop bullets with my mind!!! -Grunt
-The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
-"History does not repeat itself but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
-Silence Brand
-The T'au and their player-base can shove right off.
-Perfectam Sui Ipsius, Anima Perfecta
-Send off the bastards, its krumpin' time!
-Remember , it's not degeneracy if you can't feel shame.
-Please redirect your eyes onto the screen and enter a more suggestive state.
-"I'm certainly going to play this to win, but primarily, I'm gonna try and kill as many of them as possible."
-Ring around the Rosie, Satanic circle homies
-"6 tits? Wow, that's 200% better than 2 tits!"
-Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer!
-"Don't feed the mouth that bites you."
-"The great plan expects sacrifices. Your virginity is one of them." -Kallie 2k20
-Listen, if my back isn't scratched to hell by the time we're done with this, we'll have to try again until you get it right.
-It`s not a defeat, it is a backwards offensive.
-"Dying in my army is a crime punishable by death." -LegendOfTotalWar 2020
-"We can't dodge the punch at this point, but we can start working on the bruise." -Tinbe 2k21
-"Fest Sentralen" -Zad 2k21
-"Grab the grenades, here come the polar bears"

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ryan.chen Jul 8 @ 12:59pm 
nice have fun on your trip man.
Absolute Slutsman ✨ Jul 8 @ 11:58am 
Fear not my bedfellows, I am not dead. I, at time of writing, am adventuring on my own around the country. I miss you all so much. Feel free to send nudes or just chat. (603)842-9262
mundy Apr 22 @ 5:57pm 
+rep : beautiful , but a gnome hater .. i’ll change that. i luv u
ryan.chen Apr 22 @ 3:29pm 
+rep great swiftwaters game
gothgirls Apr 22 @ 1:38pm 
c u m :acorn_pickup::spade:
ryan.chen Apr 20 @ 9:44pm 
+Rep great dude (Also don’t question why am not asleep or sleeping rn)