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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!
-- Lewis Carrol, "Alice in Wonderland"
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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists
in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on
the unreasonable man."
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.
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I EXPECT, he said, THAT YOU COULD MURDER A PIECE OF CHEESE?
-- Death talks to the Death of Rats
(Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man)
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