"You're such an acummadating host"

"I hiccuped mid-♥♥♥♥!" - CraftnPony

I've been through too much hell for this world to bother me.

There is only ONE gender, and that is god.

Why create problems when you can solve them.

EYYY gurl are you Native America because I wanna take you away from your homeland and do bad things to you. :)

Eyyyy gurl are you pizza? Her: (noo)?? Me: Cause I want a PIZZA DAT ASS

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we don't fool.

MorbidDeaths: You like balloons?
MorbidDeaths: Because I know something you could blow and tug untill it pops.

If I wanted to hear ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, then I would be straight.

I'm not an expert i'm just resonable.

Comparision is the thief of joy.

Pro-Tip brought to you by: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Incorporated

Moistchestire Sauce

I like my men like I like my BEES!!!, hot and in my face.

YOU DON'T EVEN QUEER ABOUT ME!

You don't mess with Lateisha, she all claw.

I feel like i'm trying to coach midgets to pick apples off of TREES!!!

Family is a crazy business.

Pete Wentz. Where did he go?

wana 1v1 club pingiun rap botle me?huh r u scared ♥♥♥♥♥

he is limpbizkuit and hardbizkuit at the same time - Morbid 2022



My heelys don't have brakes cuz my swag rides forever.

Hasta la pasta!

Operation Butter-Noodle is a success!

A little bit of sugar a little bit of spice and 90% ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Zack : "I think I need a help!"

Not the ♥♥♥ drop buttons!

Brench Faguette

Febreeze, ♥♥♥♥♥!

"My life is a Joke, So if laughter is the best medicine i'll live forever!" ~ Morbid 2017

Luke, I told you to love ♥♥♥♥♥, not become one. ~ Dad

''You were born an original. Don't die a copy. Be yourself''
- John Mason

"How can I love, when I can't even love myself"? ~ EDEN

Too whom this concerns, mind your own buisness.

Jim: What would you call two asians guys and a white guy in the middle?
Me: A Rifle Tower.

DukeLick

Virineth: Whats up?
Me: My ♥♥♥♥
Me: The weather gets this old lady
Virineth: What?
Me: Lets just say when it rains it pours
Me: Like a drenched pink bible.

I'm lost because there is no god, there is no pride anymore, there is no real emotion, love is just a chemical reaction. Everyone is just a wondering zombie that wants to fit in with as little work as possible, and judge who don't fit in to validate their feelings. The smart successful people are corrupt and all they see in people is dollar signs. And nobody truly cares about anything, so why am I here on this wet marble in the sky with too many thoughts and too little feelings. ~ Morbid

"The mother art is architecture. Without an architecture of our own we have no soul of our own civilization" ~ Frank Lloyd Wright

Her - "Don't put words in my mouth"
Me - "I've never put anything in your mouth.