snek: black people are white

Snek: Do you want a free strange rocket launcher?
Moo: Sure
Snek: How much will you pay me?

Cheese: I hit the quickscopes like I hit the dab.

Gyarra: Your laugh is so kawaii

Sunday, October 23, 2016
10:11 AM - zombiekiller2010: hey
10:11 AM - zombiekiller2010: wanna do a colab
10:11 AM - creeperplays2009: colab?????
10:11 AM - zombiekiller2010: ye
10:11 AM - creeperplays2009: lets fuckin do it
10:11 AM - zombiekiller2010: alright
10:11 AM - creeperplays2009: bottle flipping challenge?
10:11 AM - zombiekiller2010: come over to my house
10:11 AM - zombiekiller2010: ye
10:11 AM - zombiekiller2010: ill get the water bottles
10:11 AM - creeperplays2009: kk
10:12 AM - creeperplays2009: gimme ur address
10:12 AM - zombiekiller2010: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
10:12 AM - creeperplays2009: oh shit
10:12 AM - creeperplays2009: waddup

Gyarra: Well, Brandon's my waifu Wednesday.

*DEAD* FollowingLeader : random crits are why I cut

6:58 PM - soup! has changed their name to Real Moo.
6:58 PM - Real Moo: ha
6:59 PM - Moo: Oh shit

Moo: Mae, you're so fat!
Mae: But, I'm on a diet

Cheese: moo, you're a really big dick, but you have a small one

Moo: You look like an ez bake oven
Snek: So I'm a Jew?

Snek: Moo, can you play later?
Moo: No
Snek: Can you play today?
Moo: No

Ben: So who's your waifu?
Moo: Tsubasa
Ben: So the Asian one?

Moo: mge me
Cheese: i don't want to be destroyed by moolr

Ben: if i was going to commit suicide i'd jump off of brandons ego

Snek: Brandon is mine
Ben: Brandon, are you cheating on me?
Brandon: Why would I cheat? I have the math answers.

altright=racist - Yesterday at 8:08 PM
steel hl scrim right now we have server pls <----------
we'll fight a sixes team for all we care

Apathy: i gotta take a shower or my dad's gonna get mad
Moo: you're gonna take a shower with your dad?

Moo: So how was the shower with your dad?
Apathy: I raped him

Apathy: Moo's a fucking lolicon

Snek: Moo only hits airshots because he calculates the angle before he shoots them.

Ben: But it didn't work last time, it just showed a bunch of naked pictures.

Simon: I chased him, like I chase for the booty

Cheese: Your scout aim is somewhat decent now.

Simon: SUCK ME

Apathy: WHAT THE SHIT ON MY DICK

Moo (Score:20) defeats deathless (Score:15) in duel to 20 on Badlands Middle

Snek: Moo, you're a good scout.

10:30 PM - lagio: i want a gf
10:30 PM - lagio: we don't always get what we want
10:30 PM - Moo: haha
10:30 PM - Moo: said bf wrong

9:19 PM - Pepper: searching
9:19 PM - katzu *girl gamer*: for a lover?
9:19 PM - Pepper: no
9:19 PM - Pepper: already got you
9:19 PM - Pepper: ;)

Brandon: Ben, what are you doing this week?
Ben: You

Ma3: FUCK ME I'M GONNA COLOR HIS SHOES WITH SHARPIE

Ben: Black men though, not women

Cheese: When I'm near you, I question my sexuality.

Pluto : medusa makes me rock hard

Moo: hey it's wida!
Moo: you're gay
Wida ☭: i could still suck more dicks than you

Gyarra: I'm not gonna let him take my Intel, core processor

★Aids : hey moo are you a girl or a male furry

Apathy: There are no words to describe how angry I am so I'm going to say it in Chinese, YOU FUCKING NIGGER

3:08 PM - sigfig: You'd be the type of person to suck dick for bus money and then walk home.

Ben: How's if feel like to be bad?
Moo: I don't know, you'd have to ask yourself.

Silver: I'm gonna go take a shit.
1 Minute Later......
Silver: Nevermind my dad is in the bathroom.
Ma3: Join him dude.

feces : moo
feces : you're like andy from the office
paddie : that's code for annoying

Apathy: If a girl asks to draw on you, you get the fucking pussy.

Moo: I just got fragged by a medic am I bad?
Owib: Yes
Moo: It was a rhetorical question.

7:27 PM - Captain Jack Sparrow: go fuck ladys gaylord

stop jerking to anime girls!!1! (Score:20) defeats soccorsteve1956 (Score:14) in duel to 20 on Badlands spire

Apathy: How do zip codes work in Canada
Ma3: I use Winrar

Apathy: I came a little
SIlver: What the fuck, why do I come in at the worst times.

We are brave to the heart : i thought this was a bdsm session with how much we embarassed you

Owib: Why don't they just call it Waifu Beater's?

Ben: So Brandon, someone at school shipped me with Tina, but you know I'm only into those 2D girls.

3:59 PM - Boka lfp s22: 2 negatives is a positive
3:59 PM - Boka lfp s22: 2 dicks is good

Ben: Brandon at school is basically like being at a hydro plant he just makes all the girls wet.

11:41 PM - gyarra: took the chakra from her chest into her butt

Ben: Tina's easy on the eyes.

Ben: I'm gonna take a rusty spoon and cut off your non-existent penis off

Friend: There should be a porno between Squidward Tentacles and Sandy Cheeks

4:10 PM - apathy: i want that ass smh
4:10 PM - apathy: jk jk
4:10 PM - apathy: dont call the cops

Friend: I got invited to Maya's gymnastics meet but I thought that a meet was where you just meet people and talked to them.

11:44 PM - Moo's Carry: STOP WATCHING ANIME
11:44 PM - Moo's Clues: can you fucking stop
11:44 PM - Moo's Carry: FAG
11:44 PM - Moo's Clues: i'm trying to do math
11:44 PM - Moo's Clues: holy shit

9:00 PM - Moo's Clues: HEY FAGGOT
9:00 PM - Moo's Clues: SEND ME A SNAP
9:00 PM - Moo's Clues: THIS STREAK CAN'T DIE
9:00 PM - Moo's Clues: 24 DAYS AND STRONG

Brandon: Dude, Asian people are like so good at badminton it's like it's in their genetics.
Ben: WAIT WAIT WAIT, geNETics

Ben: Wait is it the guy with the dick?

Flat Chested Grill: Having a big chest would be annoying, imagine walking around and especially going down the stairs. Big boobs would be painful.

Cheese: I wish I could just always be naked.

SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK TURNS OUT TO BE LESS ABOUT FEELING A MOUTH ON YOUR DICK AND MUCH MORE ABOUT FEELING A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.

Ben: WHAT A WEEB
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ playing osu!

I'd totally fuck you in the ass but, no homo

misno| LFT : THE POWER OF HORSE PUSSY COMPELS YOU

Taking a test about countries
"How do you spell Pennsylvania?"

"Wait, I don't understand. Where was he? At the sea, or the ocean?"
"They're the same thing"
"No they're not, they're spelt differently."

Cheese: Lagio, what's your cup size?
Lagio: I don't play baseball

Brandon: Yo, do you got the good stuff?
Ben: Do you mean weed?
Brandon: Yeah
Ben: Sorry man I only sell kush

Brandon: Noah you’re smart, go help her.
Noah: Brandon, you’re smarter than me.

Simon: Brandon do you have a girlfriend
Brandon: No
Simon: Liar, you have like 50

Simon: Like, I like young boys.

Cheese: I like pasta more than sex, I've actually had pasta

Noah: Brandon, I got my lucky shirt on.
Brandon: Are you naked?

Horizon : dunder literally smurf carrying you guys
Horizon : you're all awful
dunderdead : but i'm not blue

Cheese: Don't you just love it when your man loves you back too?

14 Year Old: Eh, I can’t really tell how old people are because I stare at an 8 year old in the mirror everyday.


magic - guys some girl wants me to finger her
Brandon - damn tell your sister she’s way too horny

Ma3 - This everlasting gobstopper is literally like viagra

What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

Ben: I don't watch straight porn because I respect women.

Ben: Brandon, have you ever yelled at your coach for a sporting event?