HALT, HEAR, A MOSQUITO IS THIS MAN, WHO CANNOT BE CHANGED, WITH EVERY CRASHING STEP COMES CONSEQUENCE, THE SOUND OF HIS REAR! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! WITH A REVERBE THAT WOULD AWE, WHY WOULD THE ONE TRUE GOD CREATE THIS, PERFECTLY SCALED REAR, AUDITORY ORGAN, HOW COULD ONE GO ON AFTER SEEING THAT GOD IS REAL AND HAS CHOSEN THIS, I SWEAR BY IT HERE AND NOW, THAT I WILL RIGHT ALL THE WRONGS THIS MAN HAS CLAP! CLAP! CLAPPED! ONTO THE DIRT THAT SEEPED INTO THE BLOOD, UNDOING ALL THAT THE ENEMY THE CREATOR WILLED INTO THE WORLD.

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