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Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 8:04am

Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2017 @ 12:32pm

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2017 @ 5:22am

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 4:36am

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2017 @ 12:17pm

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 4:36am

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 10:03am

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 12:41pm

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2017 @ 12:10pm

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2018 @ 2:29pm

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 9:00pm

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2018 @ 10:32am

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 12:39pm

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 11:36am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 10:03am

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 10:03am

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 9:11pm

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2018 @ 6:52am

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2017 @ 11:02am

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2017 @ 1:57am

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2017 @ 11:14am

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2018 @ 6:47am

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 8:26am

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2017 @ 12:59pm

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked Jul 22, 2017 @ 6:30am

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2017 @ 9:54am

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2017 @ 7:49am

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 10:03am

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2017 @ 12:05pm

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2017 @ 6:09am

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2018 @ 10:41am

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2017 @ 3:22am

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2018 @ 11:37am

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2017 @ 1:12pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 9:59am

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2018 @ 7:37am

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2018 @ 7:02am

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2018 @ 1:55pm

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2018 @ 11:51am

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2018 @ 12:34pm

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2018 @ 11:10am

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2018 @ 6:21am

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2018 @ 2:37pm

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2017 @ 1:31pm

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2017 @ 9:06am

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2017 @ 9:36am

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2017 @ 11:02am

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2018 @ 12:28pm

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 1:03pm

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2018 @ 11:33am

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2018 @ 5:25am

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2018 @ 12:51pm

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 5:39am

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 10:19am

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 10:17am

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2018 @ 11:34am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2017 @ 11:38am

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2018 @ 8:08am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2018 @ 11:13am

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2018 @ 5:31am

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2018 @ 9:16am

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 8:09am

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 8:04am

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2018 @ 2:24pm

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2017 @ 12:53pm

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2017 @ 3:16am

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 9:41am

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 11:20am

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2017 @ 1:31pm

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 9:07pm

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2018 @ 11:36am

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 12:05pm

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2017 @ 5:28am

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 5:14am

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2017 @ 9:54am

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:43am

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 10:03am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 10:03am

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 8:04am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked Jul 22, 2017 @ 11:18am

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2018 @ 12:46pm

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 9:32am

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2017 @ 3:36am

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 9:44am

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2017 @ 12:00am

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 7:57am

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 11:36am

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2018 @ 8:51am

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 12:15pm

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 9:07pm

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2017 @ 3:06am

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2017 @ 5:28am

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2018 @ 11:10am

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked Aug 15, 2018 @ 6:13am

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked Aug 15, 2018 @ 6:08am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked Aug 15, 2018 @ 6:21am

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 7:57am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 5:47am

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked Jul 22, 2017 @ 6:41am

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 10:03am

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 4:43am

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked Jul 18, 2018 @ 2:15pm

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked Jul 20, 2018 @ 1:35pm

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 14, 2017 @ 3:09am

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 11:38am

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked Jul 24, 2017 @ 12:42pm

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked Jul 11, 2018 @ 6:49am

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 9:36am

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 14, 2017 @ 10:11am

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:18am

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 11:15am

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 21, 2017 @ 5:28am

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked Aug 1, 2018 @ 9:51am

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked Jul 16, 2017 @ 12:05pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked Jul 2, 2018 @ 4:34am

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked Jul 1, 2018 @ 5:16am

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 9:00pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked Jul 14, 2017 @ 3:12am

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked Sep 21, 2017 @ 9:00am

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Aug 9, 2018 @ 9:36am

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 20, 2018 @ 3:48am

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 4:51am

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:28am

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:09am

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:23am

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked Sep 21, 2017 @ 12:01pm

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked Jul 13, 2017 @ 1:33pm

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked Jul 22, 2017 @ 6:52am

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked Jul 21, 2017 @ 5:28am

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 12:59pm

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 8:18am

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Aug 15, 2018 @ 5:13am

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:55am

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:41am

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:45am

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked Dec 21, 2017 @ 10:02am

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked Aug 7, 2018 @ 9:29am

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Aug 11, 2018 @ 7:46am

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 20, 2018 @ 2:05pm

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 31, 2018 @ 9:49am

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 5:47am

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington
Unlocked Aug 1, 2018 @ 9:35am

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 31, 2018 @ 10:34am

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 10:15am

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jun 30, 2018 @ 2:18pm

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 8, 2017 @ 7:57am

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 5:47am

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:22pm

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 16, 2017 @ 8:13am

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes



Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
0 / 30

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
5 / 500

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
0 / 20

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

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