Chris
Chris   California, United States
 
 
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Ho0dieNinja Jun 18 @ 7:28am 
HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL GODDESS I SAW YOUR PROGRESS PICTURE AND FIGURED ID TRY WRITING YOU I CAN'T DISRESPECT A GIRL IT'S NOT IN ME I'M A GENTLEMAN QUITE HONESTLY IT SURE SURPRISED ME TO SEE YOU ON HERE I JUST HAVE A HARD TIME SEEING SOMEONE WHO COULD EASILY BE A MODEL HAVING TROUBLE MEETING SOMEONE IM NOT TRYING TO GIVE YOU A LINE YOU REALLY ARE ASTOUNDINGLY BEAUTIFUL TO ME IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE AND A PRIVILEDGE GETTING TO KNOW YOU I'D LOVE TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AS BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AS YOU ARE OUT HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON
Bill Drinks The Bong Water Jun 17 @ 7:27pm 
H ELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY "hearth stone" AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST PLAYER LIKE YO U
Bill Drinks The Bong Water Jun 17 @ 7:27pm 
You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill. This is just a bunch of tap dancing in tight clothes with a room full of genelemen looking intently at you.. uhh no thanks. Ill take the fame of being the #1 ranked healer in all of Azeroth.
Bill Drinks The Bong Water Jun 17 @ 7:26pm 
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Bill Drinks The Bong Water Jun 17 @ 7:26pm 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
Bill Drinks The Bong Water Jun 17 @ 7:26pm 
When a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when Kripparian orders a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system...he's called a pervert!