Mike the Camel¨
Mike   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
mvmlobby [mvmlobby.tf]
(P.S. Invites/comments regarding trading is an insta-block)
I am watching you upgrade.

If you would like to leave a comment below to make yourself feel superior for your own delusional reasons then go right ahead. I'll add it to the chuckle list.
Commenting here will forfeit your right to be correct in your following statement and it will be ignored to avoid feeding your ego.
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The laws of MvM:
1 ~ Idiots will not kick other idiots.
2 ~ Giving advice is the same as offending the individual.
3 ~ You will always have a chance to join back to the mission you were kicked from regardless of what the patch notes say.
4 ~ High tours are still subject to the same allegations as a low tour until review.
5 ~ 4 Damage classes 1 scout 1 engineer is the baseline of a team for very easy games.
6 ~ The meta is setup for idiots, manipulating law 5 can only be done if you understand it.
7 ~ 3 people (Engineer / varied damage class / Scout or varied damage class) can complete any mission in two cities, kicking is always an option.
8 ~ The 'Gas Passer' was created by valve to help the invasion of brainless 1 tour pyros to contribute in a team without actually realising effort is required.
9 ~ Kicked players have a chance to become a martyr where their new life goal will be to get revenge because you kicked them in a game.
10 ~ If you don't understand these laws you are likely inexperienced.
11 ~ MvM guides are opinionated and should not be taken as fact.
12 ~ People who complain the most about lost money are usually the ones that don't know how to spend it on upgrades properly.
13 ~ The medic is not necessary for a team to do well, the medic is there to fix your mistakes, if you rarely die to mistakes or you don't have much of an issue with surviving then you dont need a medic.
14 ~ Follow up from law 13, if your team doesn't know how to take advantage of a medics variety of mediguns or the medic doesn't know how to survive himself or makes too many mistakes, then it is pointless to have a medic, being a damage class is a better option.
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toiletclogger2000 Oct 18 @ 3:23pm 
Polovski Sep 6 @ 8:34am 
-rep toxic mvm, sad life
Big Bruh Rush Aug 3 @ 4:41pm 
+rep did not kick me this time
rainy Aug 1 @ 6:22pm 
Ripley Jul 28 @ 5:53pm 
-rep, small ♥♥♥♥ and paid mvm troll, get this boi a VACation
Itzee Jul 18 @ 5:40pm 
lol Thicc Boi,
nah. People like us wont stay away from him. Why? Because we're those kind of people that simply like to kick people on last wave just for fun, and we get a good laugh out of seeing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like yourself getting booted out then crying "why" you're being votekicked. That's why you automatically assume he "trolls" in MvM, because you don't know why the ♥♥♥♥ you got kicked in the first place. Low tours like yourself aren't welcomed in Mann Up mode, and we like to kick all low tours just for our own ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles.

I know, you might call people like us a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s, but in reality, you can't do ♥♥♥♥ to stop us. It's our job to make sure this game dies because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like yourself need to know you aren't welcomed in MvM.