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Grumbo Aug 9, 2017 @ 2:08pm 
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| EwanAC | Aug 9, 2017 @ 2:06pm 
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Grumbo Jul 28, 2017 @ 2:05pm 
👧 Me 👧 and 👨🍆 Daddy 🍆👨 are going to 🛒 Ross 🛒
I'm going to get my 🥗 salad 🥗 👅💦 tossed 💦👅
I try on a 🏊‍♀️ leotard 🏊‍♀️
And he gets 😯🍆 hard 🍆😯
He gets real 😡 mad 😡 and throws me ⬇️ down ⬇️
And suddenly starts going to 😩 town 😩
Employee 👀 sees 👀 and 😱 screams 😱 in ⚡️ shock ⚡️
At me licking Daddy's rock-hard 🍆♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆
Grumbo Jul 28, 2017 @ 2:05pm 
👨 Daddy 👨 ✂️🤛 stabs 🤜✂️ her with a coat hanger
And 👱‍♀️ I 👱‍♀️ say, "Bang her, bang her, bang her!"
The manager sees and 📞 calls 📞 for 🚨👮‍♀️ backup 👮‍♀️🚨
Looks like it's our 🕓 time 🕓 to 🛍 pack-up 🛍
We hit the 🚗 road, 🚗 just the ✌️ two ✌️ of us
No time for 🍟 munchies, 🍟 no time for 😤 fuss 😤
I suck his 🍆 member 🍆 as he drives
And I notice 😪 tears 😪 rolling down his 👀 eyes 👀
A 🚖 swerve, 🚖 a 📢 horn, 📢 a smash of black
🚗 Car 🚗 skids over, body goes slack
👧 Me 👧 and 👨 Daddy, 👨 Daddy 👨 and 👧 I 👧
We both lie 💀 dying 💀 side-by-side
TheCrump Jul 28, 2017 @ 2:05pm 
A 👌 whole 💦 town 🏪 of 💦 beings, 👀 confined to 💦 feeling 😜 one 😤 emotion their 🍆 entire 👏 life. 👤 That 😐 could 🔒 honestly 👏 be 🐝 the 👏 focus of 💦 an 👹 entire 👏 movie, 🎥 but 🍑 in 👏 the 👏 emoji 😂 movie 🎥 that's 😦 just 👏 the 👏 world 🌎 they 👥 live 🙅 in, 👏 and 👏 yet 😇 these 👈 beings 👀 don't 🚫 question 😩 it 💯 and 👏 carry 🔛 on 🔛 their 🍆 lives 📴 as 🍑 normal... 😐 the 👏 emoji 😂 movie 🎥 takes 😉 a 👌 far 🌌 more 🍗 subtle 🙈 approach 😜 meaning critics probably 😻 didn't 🚫 notice the 👏 strong 💪 existential themes present 💲 in 👏 the 👏 film upon 👦 first 👆 viewing.
TheCrump Jul 28, 2017 @ 2:05pm 
The main 👿 characters 😡 in 👏 this 👈 movie 🎥 are 🔢 the 👏 exception of 💦 course, 🏎 this 👈 is 💦 also 👨 an 👹 interesting plot 📉 device and 👏 further 😵 conveys strong 💪 themes. While 🕗 their 🍆 is 💦 nothing 🚫 wrong 👎 with 👏 our 💩 main 👿 characters 😡 we 👥 see 👀 them 💦 shunned from 👉 society as 🍑 being 😑 able 💪 to 💦 feel 😁 more 🍗 then 😮 one 😤 emotion is 💦 just 👏 too 😡 much 🔥 for 🍆 the 👏 other 👪 emojis 👼 to 💦 comprehend, they're 👨 scared 😖 of 💦 what 😦 characters 😡 like 💖 Gene and 👏 Jailbreak represent and 👏 the 👏 ramifications of 💦 being 😑 able 💪 to 💦 feel 😁 more 🍗 then 😮 one 😤 emotion.