Mike   New Jersey, United States
The best ways to contact me about anything regarding my bots is the Discord [], but you can also use the group chat or submit a support ticket []. I may be slow in responding to adds.
Currently Offline
Last Online 1 hrs, 53 mins ago
Important! There are impersonators around!
As it would appear that I am attracting impersonators, here's a few things to keep in mind to know that it is actually me you're talking to.
- Level 70
- 500+ Games badge
- *Admin of this group
- *Owns Tesla Coil Professor's Peculiarity (1 of 1 and will most likely stay that way until at least Scream Fortress XI)
- *Owns Bonzo Hive Minder (1 of 2, the other never left unboxer's inventory)
- I do NOT offer any type of unsecure trades, I do not broker, I do not offer paypal or steam wallet codes, I will not offer to give you items 'later'. If you are trading with me, I'm either going to offer you a straight trade or go through Nothing else.
It is especially important to ensure it is actually me you're talking to if I add you after you leave a comment on my profile.

*Not something an impersonator can copy, so pay attention to these
Items Up For Trade
Items Owned
Trades Made
Market Transactions
If you have a question, had a problem with a bot, or just want to hang out. Consider visiting my discord server [].

My Account
Inventory [] | Classifieds [] | Outpost []
Marketplace Shop [] | Trade Offer

Why not check out my bots?

Fry [⇄] : Key and Tickets, Will accept nonstandard currencies as well
Inventory [] | Classifieds [] | Trade Offer

Bender [⇄] : Unusuals & Collector's
Inventory [] | Classifieds [] | Trade Offer

Zoidberg [⇄] : Non-Strange Cosmetics under a key
Inventory [] | Classifieds [] | Trade Offer

Hermes [⇄] : Taunts , Tools and Paints
Inventory [] | Classifieds [] | Trade Offer

Leela [⇄] :Weapons
Inventory [] | Classifieds [] | Trade Offer

Farnsworth [⇄] : Everything else not on another bot
Inventory [] | Classifieds [] | Trade Offer
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♤Festive CloudY♤ 6 hours ago 
Added about bot
佐助 8 hours ago 
Are you allowing negotiation on that Classified Coif with Headless Horseshoes
Freedom 10 hours ago 
offer sent
River_of_Death 19 hours ago 
Based on 1 interaction (so take for what it's worth), bot is quick, efficient, and unbugged. Instructions are clear to follow, prices are fair.
+1 Upvote!
Mokky 19 hours ago 
Clear bot friendlist plox