doggo LFT
Take me to dinner first   United States
 
 
I play TF2 competitively, never had a girlfriend, and make girls gay, what more can you ask? Also, I'm a sniper main that is surprisingly edgy with a hint of cringe.

Competitive Experience:

Season 22 - 2B2B | 2Bornot2B HL Steel UGC NA 4-4
Season 23 - SiG | The Nurturers HL Silver UGC NA 3-5
Season 24 - GBC | Gothboiclique HL Silver UGC NA (left)

Wut the bloody hell did ya just ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ say about me, ya little mongrel? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Sniper Main Academy, and been in many secret missions on Turbine, and have over 50000 confirmed taunts. I’m trained in bodyshotin’ and I’m the top sniper in the entire 2fort militia. Ya are just anotha fruit shop owner. I’ll wipe ya the ♥♥♥♥ out with aim the likes of which has never been seen before on this Server, mark my bloody words. Ya think ya can get away with sayin’ that ♥♥♥♥ to me over TF2 chat? Think again, ya punter. As we speak I’m contactin’ my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is bein’ traced right now so ya better prepare for the storm, ya wanka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing ya call your life. Ya are bloody dead, m8. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill ya in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my lenny binds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ). Not only am I extensively trained in binds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of salt and I’ll use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable emu ass off the face of the server, ya little bogan. If only ya would've known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down on ya, maybe ya would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now ya are payin’ the price, ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mongrel. I’ll ♥♥♥♥ fury all over ya and ya will drown in it. Ya are ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ dead, ya no-hopa.

Linkin Park is my favorite band of all time because why not and also i am an edgelord reeeee
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toast Apr 19 @ 1:13pm 
Hey, Michael! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the $1000 you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you! 👏😘
76561198198384939 Apr 6 @ 6:42pm 
loser
JOE 比默 Mar 28 @ 4:25pm 
cheats on csgo
Good O'l Cousin Cletus Feb 26 @ 1:18pm 
could you like maybe not :) haha ggs though
ALLALTITUDE Feb 23 @ 10:12am 
this guy relentlessly hunts down people who he thinks are f2p. i almost slammed his ass in the ground until his boyfriend teammates saved his ass.
Haxxit Feb 22 @ 12:05pm 
added for ultiduo