Michaelpc1
Take me to dinner first   United States
 
 
I play TF2 competitively, never had a girlfriend, and make girls gay, what more can you ask? Also, I'm a sniper main that is surprisingly edgy with a hint of cringe.

Competitive Experience:

Season 22 - 2B2B | 2Bornot2B HL Steel UGC NA 4-4
Season 23 - SiG | The Nurturers HL Silver UGC NA 3-5
Season 24 - GBC | Gothboiclique HL Silver UGC NA (left)

Wut the bloody hell did ya just ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ say about me, ya little mongrel? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Sniper Main Academy, and been in many secret missions on Turbine, and have over 50000 confirmed taunts. I’m trained in bodyshotin’ and I’m the top sniper in the entire 2fort militia. Ya are just anotha fruit shop owner. I’ll wipe ya the ♥♥♥♥ out with aim the likes of which has never been seen before on this Server, mark my bloody words. Ya think ya can get away with sayin’ that ♥♥♥♥ to me over TF2 chat? Think again, ya punter. As we speak I’m contactin’ my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is bein’ traced right now so ya better prepare for the storm, ya wanka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing ya call your life. Ya are bloody dead, m8. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill ya in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my lenny binds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ). Not only am I extensively trained in binds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of salt and I’ll use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable emu ass off the face of the server, ya little bogan. If only ya would've known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down on ya, maybe ya would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now ya are payin’ the price, ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mongrel. I’ll ♥♥♥♥ fury all over ya and ya will drown in it. Ya are ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ dead, ya no-hopa.

Linkin Park is my favorite band of all time because why not and also i am an edgelord reeeee
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Morgoth714 Nov 22 @ 10:38pm 
I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible and I’m more autistic than a Fortnite default, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a doctor fill me with gunpowder and implementing green and black pigments into my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Creepus Explodus” and respect my right to appear on retarded children's backpacks and sweaters. If you can’t accept me you’re a mob-phobe and need to check your entity privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.
medved Oct 27 @ 11:36am 
Lmao this guy is the best d*ick rider and easiest garbage I’ve ever owned in while tf2, unistall game I dare you
››Anthony Sep 5 @ 9:58pm 
add for scrim
Revenge Sep 3 @ 2:22am 
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🔥🔥 We can be friends  for future games 🔥🔥

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lucky Aug 31 @ 12:09am 
+ rep master of head
Buck824 Aug 29 @ 12:19pm 
Manus hit me up saying you were looking for EU players for Invite RGL, add me back to msg if want