Rednecks, cunts or people that think they're cool because they can do a shit British accent' - Rapid 2015
'Toast - I'm being beaten up by this DvL and you're doing a fucking British test!?' - Rapid, 2015.
'I'm being beaten up by this CmD and you're fucking tabbed out?!' Rapid, 2015
'Well you can get a yeast infection, so can women. Therefore women are carbohydrates' - Rapid, 2015
'I AM A TREE I DO WHAT I WANT. FUCK YOU I'M A TREE' - Rapid, 2015
'MY GOD THE DOGS. I FIRED THEIR HANDLERS AND NOW THEY'RE JUST CUFFING MY PRISONERS AND MAULING THEM TO DEATH. 7 DEATHS FROM THE DAMN DOGS. Thank god, they just left, just a row of god damn Nazi dogs. Oh good god two haven't left, so they're just trying to kill this prisoner - who in turn is being healed. So there's just some endless cycle of being eaten and healed!' - Rapid, 2015 (condensed)
'I have my hand cupped around your head, I could squeeze you, I could crush your neck but I won't do that because you trust me' - Rapid, 2015
'I've won against no ranks as Gold Nova before!' - Rapid, 2015
'Your girlfriend!' 'No, my great grandmother died..' 'Oh...oh shit' - Rapid, 2015
'What's wrong with 9/11?' Rapid, 2015
'Like how do disabled people have sex do they just grab each other waists and thrust' - Rapid, 2015
'Those fuckin' British women with pencil sharpeners for teeth' - Cthulhu, 2015
'I once bit laffy taffy and it pulled my tooth out' - Caleb, 2015
'YOU DONT NAME IT FUCKING CORY IN THE HOUSE, AND NOT HAVE A GUY NAMED CORY IN A FUCKING HOUSE' - Scott, 2016
'AA2 looks like a decent game' - Scott, 2016
'Not just Cthulhu, I also support slavery to a degree' - David, 2016
'We actually had fun roleplaying on Roblox' - Scott, 2016
'So lucky you aren't within groping distance' - David, 2016
'When he shits on what I do it motivates me to do better, so shit on me more' - David, 2017
'I played Huniepop.I liked it, really good. Game was so hard' - David, 2017
'But look at that rat booty' - Döner, 2018
'Isn't Germany basically in Africa' - Scottman, 2018

only the best arrpei
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Sdr. Ali 'Hellscream' Al-Farsha says "Don't fucking push me again, I swear if you do I'll fucking*Talks in Arabic* Shank you lad."
[[3 m tall][blue eyes]...] says "Hello mother."
** [5'4 / Short brown hair / ...] stands on her tippie-toes to get the ration
[5'6 / Dark Hair / Gre...] yells "Silly combine...."