smrdíš prdíš

Chceš-li soulož ohnivou, oblož péro kopřivou.
Radši m*dka na stanici, než-li ve svý nohavici.
Každý ráno litr mlíčka, bude ti stát jako svíčka.
Každý večer buchty s mákem budeš vstávat s tvrdým ptákem.
Nechceti-li stoupnout pták, tak ji tam strč uherák.
Radši šulin do svěráku nežli cheaty v Counter-Striku

Stupidity is a quality or state of being stupid, or an act or idea that exhibits properties of being stupid. In a character study of "The Stupid Man" attributed to the Greek philosopher Theophrastus (c. 371 – c. 287 BC), stupidity was defined as "mental slowness in speech or action". The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating). It can either imply a congenital lack of capacity for reasoning, or a temporary state of daze, or slow-mindedness.

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